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How to Charm Me into a Gobsmacked Sober Stupor

HOLY. SHIT. Thank you to anyone and everyone who voted for me in the 2005 Bloggies. I am completely surprised and delighted and astounded and trying to overcome my disbelief at winning those categories especially considering the company I was in. I ususally try to…

March 14, 2005

The SAT Reasoning Test was WAY easier than this

“What does she have in her mouth?” “A bag of Saltine crackers.” “Why did you give her a bag of Saltine crackers?” “I didn’t give them to her.” “How did she get them, then?” “She crawled over to the diaper bag while I was putting…