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The Mormon Church needs more missionaries who can adequately speak with their hands

  • Traca

    Top 50 not bad for a first timer

  • Traca

    poop

  • My mormons usually come with bicycles too.

  • Henryk_

    I assume that she writes at about 3 a.m. her time, a time when her mentally creative juices are beginning to flow!

  • Traca

    Does anyone know if that blond kid on American Idol is Mormon?

  • Henryk_

    AAA….they roam in packs of two (2) on bicycles, dressed in black trousers,white shirts with tie and mandaitory name badge (hereforth shall be known as “the uniform”)

  • Henryk_

    Traca, does that mean he has to give most of his ‘earnings’ away to the church?

  • Morning!! The new masthead looks fantastic as always Heather!!

  • natalia

    I didn’t mean you Henryk_, I think I have read before you were in OZ, I mean people that seem to be in the states 🙂
    It’s 14.22 here in Spain

  • super new layout, dooce!

    your husband has fantastically beautiful hands.

  • natalia

    But she’s actually normally write at 3am she just posts the daily pic, doesn’t she? the post(s) normally come later.

  • cat

    Ooooh, goody! American Idol questions! Carmen Rasmusen and JPL were Mormons. This I know. Me? I like the Mormons. And that’s a pretty temple. Were y’all there to mock pilgrimaging Mormons? Oooh, so SO mean… Heh. 😉

  • Hark! We misseth the commenths. Is he a little tipsy? Maybe I’m still drunk.

  • Henryk_

    Good afternoon to you Natalia. Yes, I am from Australia (Oz). Its 22:28 here. and I am sure that I can hear my bed calling for me!

  • natalia

    Sorry, my fingers just went crazy, I mean:

    But she doesn’t actually post at 3am, does she? She normally just posts the picture(s) at that time… and so on…

  • he definately has a gangsta look 😉

  • Haha. Like the new design…

  • Henryk_

    I think your #65 is correct.

  • You guys are up too early!

    I think he was saying, “Hey ladies! You wearing them Morman underwear? Let me peep ’em!”

  • Henryk_

    Do not be provoked by evildoers

  • Harry: That was great. Nobody’s ever said that to me before!

  • edith

    hullo!

  • Henryk_

    I come out with some inspirational shit sometimes……..another Wild Turkey thanks!

  • Henry, those lads in “the uniform” you speak of sound like our (America’s) Jehova’s Witnesses.

    I wonder if there’s a uniform supply store for missionaries?

  • Henryk_

    Edith…what a plesant olde style name. I like it!

  • How interesting…I didn’t see a new layout when I first got here (imagine my confusion)…then I clicked refresh for the comments…and lo and behold! New layout!

    Me likey!

  • Henryk_

    Thanks Missy….you are correct. No more Wild Turkeys for me for now!

  • Muffy

    With the red shirt, Jon looks like he could be filling in for “The Willard Preacher” at Penn State University.

  • Henryk_

    We have them here too (in Oz)

  • Henryk_

    and, interestingly, seem to speak in an American drawl!

  • Harry

    ÇèÒ§æ¡çâ·ÃÁҹФÃѺà˧Ò

  • There’s something about the phrases ‘La Dolce Vita’ and ‘Missionaries’ that just seems a little incongruous…

    But I’m loving all this flowery greeness. Very cool.

  • edith

    hi henryk. you’re running a continuous commentary here. it’s your territory.

    i’m from sydney too!

  • edith

    wait… um…

    are you from sydney?

  • Henryk_

    Ahhhhh, from Gods country as well! Go the mighty Eels (pleaseeeee)

  • Henryk_

    Near Parramatta!

  • edith

    gods country eh??

    tell me about it. i’m from sutherland shire.

    we are the hobbits.

  • deleted

    If the Mormon missionaries in our town had looked like that, I might have actually invited them into my house.

  • Henryk_

    Near Cronulla?????? ummmmm, ok!Hobbits, Kiwi extraction?

  • Henryk_

    Deleted sounds like a female!

  • Muffy

    Spurious, The first time I ever “erotic” danced (out of a handful of short rent months – may I be struck dead if lying), the place’s name was “La Dolce Vita”.It was a new place, and local residents were picketing across the street. I felt like such a rebel….

  • Ada

    The bleached buildings are a little disconcerting.
    Where’s the pollution?

  • Henryk_

    The building was painted in time for the pic!

  • edith

    yes near cronulla!

    THE shire! no, The Shire!

    you haven’t heard of the Shire, the Shire which is gods country itself?

    thee hast not lived till the hast visiteth the Shire.

  • I grew up in Idaho Falls. There were a ton of Mormons there. Not the kind of place you would think you need a missionairy. But there always were plenty of them. We were Catholics, lapsed, but Catholic. My mother would always answer the door and tell the poor missionairy if he would have a glass of wine, because Jesus turned the water into wine, they could come in. Otherwise, see ya. It was always see ya. I wonder why they didn’t put some sort of secret missionary mark on our door that said “warning crazy lady inside.”

  • Henryk_

    Edith, so endeth the lesson. Time for me to rest the weary noggin in a warm bed! Adieu!!

  • edith

    anyway, heather, the sky is so blue where you live. it is so big. i don’t think i’ve ever seen it so big.

    thanks for posting about your life! it’s a really great read.

  • edith

    night henryk

  • Henryk_

    ciao

  • edith

    100!

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Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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