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Newsletter: Month Fifteen

Dear Leta, Tomorrow you turn 15-months-old. Tragically, you already have the attitude of a 15-year-old and I think I’m in way over my head here. You may turn out to be the first kid ever grounded before she has all her teeth. Or the ability…

May 2, 2005

Bo

Last week my sister bought a one-year-old Beagle and she called me to ask a few basic questions about caring for a dog, things like when and what do you feed these things? How often will this thing go poo? How far can this thing…