Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.

Second on that list would be “rub Mama’s feet”

I met my friend at Danger Park yesterday morning so that we could help each other keep our children awake until an acceptable nap time. Leta has a nasty tendency to take a small cat nap in the morning and then refuse to nap for…

May 18, 2005

How to Charm Me

Leave a message on our voice mail that says, “If you are watching this Britney stuff, she looks Charlize Theron in the “MAAAAAAHHHHNNNNSSSSTERRRRRRR!”