Playful, elegant, and not above the judicious use of the word “shit."

Moments before the cake killed the whole family

Contents include: 1. 1 can of coke to mix with … 2. Several shots of cheap rum 3. Two packages of candles because they only come in clusters of 20 (I am a package and a half of candles old) 4. Yosemite National Park shot…

July 20, 2005