This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

Paved paradise

Before I became a homeowner I often daydreamed about how serene life would be once I had a yard I could call my own, a yard to water and preen and trim, a yard so beautiful that people would drive across four states and yonder…

September 19, 2005

I didn’t go to college for nothing

“She totally just lipsanc that.” “Lipsanc?” “Lipsanc.” “Explain that to me.” “Today you lipsync, yesterday you lipsanc, and prior to that you done have lipsunc.”