This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

Why we stopped sharing a bowl of ice cream

“Do you want any more?” “YES I WANT MORE. God, I forgot that you do that.” “Do what?” “Ask me if I want any more when what you really mean is, ‘I want the rest.’” “No, I really mean, ‘DO YOU WANT ANY MORE?’” “That’s…

November 7, 2005