This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

Hold me closer, Tony Danza

While picking up a few things at the grocery store this afternoon — by ourselves! because we figured out the solution to Leta’s public tantrums: leave her at home in her kennel — (I just used a dash, an apostrophe, an exclamation point, and a…

January 18, 2006

This is quality child-rearing

“It’s 8 A.M., Jon. Why is she eating a chocolate chip cookie?” “Because she wanted one?” “No, the real reason.” “She was screaming and I wanted her to stop.” “And it worked?” “It worked.” “This parenting thing is easy, isn’t it?”