This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

Chuck, crackbaby

As part of ongoing experimentation with features on this website which recently has included opening up comments, purchase of a dedicated server to handle bandwidth, and new mastheads every month, I’ve decided to expand this site’s content to include weekly video and audio posts. We experimented with audio before (here and here), and that will continue soon once we figure out how to capture a clip that doesn’t sound like it’s being recorded inside a jet engine.

Today will be the first in a weekly series of small video posts, and since this is still in the experimental stage I’m starting off with a very small video (with no accompanying audio) just in case our server explodes from the downloads.

This clip was recorded in April 2002 in Los Angeles on our Nikon Coolpix 990 before we ever bought a proper camcorder. Chuck was probably eight weeks old, and it was during this incorrigible phase of his life that I asked the Lord every morning to give me strength not to drop kick him off the top of our two-story apartment building.

Click on this screenshot to view the video clip:

UPDATE: If you don’t have Quicktime installed or are otherwise unable to view the video here, you can see it over here.

  • Very cute! His ears are so cute I want to peirce (or is it pierce I never friggin know, but pierce looks right{er}) them and hang pretty earrings from them.

  • gabip

    I want one of them there Chuck thingys. Jeez he’s a cutie, no wonder he cops a tude so often.

  • kidsmom

    You have such cute kids!

  • OMG he is SO cute!!!! Okay, I’m generally a lurker, but the cuteness of his puppy face made me so happy that I had to say something!!

  • Deb

    I have been wanting to put little movies on my site too. Curious about how you did it…if you feel like sharing the mojo.

    One of my best friends is mormon and my husband is an almost x mormon, so I absolutely die rolling on the floor laughing at so many of your stories. We have kids together so you can imagine the weird fights we have over owning a coffee maker and how this may or may not influence said children!!!

  • Aaaaaak! Can’t breathe…. TOO CUTE….

    *GASP*

    I hope you can live with the fact that you have killed me.

    I am dead.

    ON THE FLOOR.

  • Well, youtube didn’t work for me either, but that picture of Puppy Chuck is too freakin’ cute. I can only imagine what havoc he is wreaking in the video…

    And DeafMomWorld…I don’t think Heather meant she was going to solely do audioblog entries, but they would make an occasional appearance.

  • ooh! little chuck is so cute. he’s cute now, too, but there’s something special about puppies, yaknow?

  • Boy he was a scrappy little bugger, wasn’t he? SO FREAKING CUTE! If I had dog ovaries, they would be itchy right now. Ruffy is 4 and I would love a new puppy to add to this chaos, but um, No.

  • eeek

    Ahhh… playing ‘bite the camera’ we’re good at that. But our favorite game is ‘run and hide’ from the camera.
    Chuck is adorable now but as a baby he was blindingly sweet.

  • Too freaking adorable! As a former streaming media specialist and current stay at home momma, feel free to pick my brain for any video advice!

  • Janine

    my dog does a similar ‘bite the camera’ thing.

    Only the camera has been replaced with my hand, socks, underwear, face, left thigh, foot, misc. toys, knapsack, and yes…..my homework. Do you know how stupid I felt telling my high school english teacher tha my dog ate my assignment??

  • My 2¢: I love reading your blog & I enjoy Blurbomat but I already subscribe to more podcasts than I can listen to. Personally, I would likely not listen to/watch any clips you upload on a regular basis (the occassional cut Chuck & “You got the internet on that thing?” will be enjoyed).

  • omg, i somehow missed that you adopted chuck as a pup. i thot he came full-size. i don’t need any encouragement to get a dog (i have 4, and my eye is on #5) but he is just adorable.

  • Oh – what a cute/annoying little pup! Attacking the camera AND looking absolutely adorable at the same time… only pups can do that!
    I look forward to other movies!

  • Tessa

    Video and audio posts??
    New mastheads every month?!
    AWESOME! CAN’T WAIT!
    (And great idea to post at youtube as well.)

  • pretty good for not being a proper video camera. I look forward to mroe 🙂

  • Glad to see Chuckacabra existed from birth!

  • Aww! he’s sooo cute and precious!

  • I love other peoples’ puppies. My own puppies would drive me nuts. I suppose it’s like being a grandparent and being able to give them back when you’re done oohing and awwing over the cutidity.

  • So young and cute!

    I think the idea of regular videos are great (assuming the server doesn’t combust)!

  • Sold.

  • You’d never think from the movies that he would grow up to be a former Congressman.

  • Lisa

    I can almost smell the puppy breath in that clip.

  • I’m loving Chuck, of course, but most of all, I’m loving the fact that there were THREE DIFFERENT FLOOR SURFACES in your old apartment. You must have had some mad Swiffer skills.

  • OK, my cat doesn’t answer to “Sandy” so I’m going to call him “Chuck.” Don’t worry, he’s a cute cat!

  • Chuck was very cute as a puppy, but I’m supposing you had someone perform an exorcism on him, because he certainly was acting like a dog possessed!

  • Oh, adorable pup! I wish I have a pup just like yours! I remember the good old days of chasing around a little puppy, going through the training terrors, sigh.

    Anyway, I’m begging you, if you plan to change your blogs into audio, I’d die of deprivation!!! See… I’m deaf and can’t hear to save my life. Oh, Dooce, oh can you take mercy and leave your fantastic blog same as usual so I can read in enjoyment everyday?

    Oh Dooce, have mercy on me!

  • mmmfrogs

    got it to work now. cute 🙂

  • Carli

    I can practically SMELL the puppy breath! And the pee puddles in the corners, the overpowering smell of Resolve, sweat and stress. The puppy years are a great training ground for the toddler years. Hey, I wonder if rolled up newspapers work on 3 year olds or not…..

  • empresschrys

    Dammit Heather!

    I have been fighting off the urge to get a dog for months now and you go and ruin all that hard work by showing me the most adorable thing I HAVE EVER SEEN.

    I love Chuck now in his angst ridden teenage form. The sight of him as a little ball of puppy fluff is just too much for my heart to take.
    *sigh* I am just going to have to get a puppy. I hope my cats understand…

  • blondeinthemidwest

    Oh how I wish there was a breeder for “Chuck’s”. He is the cutest dog I have EVER seen. No joke…

    I love the fact that I can comment here too!! There have been so many posts that I have wanted to comment positively on and I appreciate the fact that you trust us enough to allow it here and there (again)!! ;o)

  • Cassie

    awww! so cute!!! almost makes me want to give up my “must get a kitten” obession in favor of a puppy. Almost 😉

  • RzDrms

    SL: try this http://youtube.com/watch?v=H5mJZGgbYI4

    no quicktime required. 🙂

  • Heather, LOVE the video feature, and the audio features were adorable, too, and I didn’t care if they did sound like you were in a jet engine.

    The youtube feature works just fine. If you find the hosting on your site takes too much space, make us go to youtube.

    Thanks for sharing!

  • Jules

    I am now officially in love with Chuck! I can’t believe how perky his ears were when he was so teeny. I am having strong urges lately to adopt a new puppy – thank goodness there are no baby Chucks around

  • ash

    I love puppies anyway, but I think this makes me love them more!

  • Oh my god, I love it! I hope you can continue to post these.

    I also like the opening up of the comments…

  • kawaface

    ohhhh the fuzzy goodness! aaaaadorable!

  • The amazing degree of cuteness in your adorable Chuck-pup is how I ended up with four dogs. It started with kids until my husband said “That’s it! NO more kids! I don’t care how cute they are!” Now it’s me telling him, “That’s it! NO more dogs! I don’t care how cute they are!”

  • RzDrms

    shuck is just so darned CUTE! i’m just gonna keep hoping we eventually get to see leta! running! down the sidewalk! yipppeee!!!

  • For those of you who can’t view the video, try to see it over here:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=H5mJZGgbYI4

  • I would think that being that cute would wear one out. And, he’s still got it.

  • Bec in Ozland

    He was as lovely then as he is today. 🙂 I want another puppy! Gimme gimme!

    My poor old dog is sick with cancer and very old, but he still has puppy written all over his face. He was the cutest puppy, a big fluffball of golden retreiver. 🙂

  • I wasn’t around in the puppy-Chuck days so — awwww… what a cutie.

    Well, I mean, I was around as in ALIVE but I wasn’t a reader-of-the-blog back then. I wasn’t around HERE.

    Just tell me to shut-up. I’d understand. haha

  • A lurker who has read your site like a human novel and loved it more than any reality show (including Rollergirls), this is my first post.

    This video is very cute and almost makes you forget that there is such a thing as “Post Puppy Depression” It also tries to erase the memory that said syndrome can only be alleviated with prescription drugs for both you and said puppy!!

    Keep on Keepin on! (sometimes I am such a dork!)

  • My Quick time is not working… I’m very sad that I can not see Chuck in action, but the picture is ADORABLE!!

  • Oh my god I could not picture The Chuck as a baby… I bet he’s in the basement muttering in angst and embarrassment.

  • I have never before wanted so badly to swallow a puppy whole.

  • Pomme

    Bummer, I’m having the same issue as Hillary and Chelley …

    I’m so glad you opened up comments – I love you/your site and Chuck is beyond adorable as a puppy, which probably played a role in saving him from being chuck’d out the window