Playful, elegant, and not above the judicious use of the word “shit."

Disowned because of this website

The phone rings, and when I answer it my mother says hello. “Mom! How are you?” “I’m cheap apparently.” “Oops. You read that?” “Oh, I read that, I did. So did everyone I work with.” (Hi, Avon! Hi, Mom’s boss! Hello, you who found this…