Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.

On to more important things

Did you know about this? BECAUSE I ONLY JUST NOW FOUND OUT. Is that really my voice? Yes. Yes, it is. Does it normally echo like that? Always. Doesn’t yours?

October 13, 2006

Aquookie!

Aquookie! “Aquookies are wookies that somehow hypersped evolution and quickly adapted to the deepest parts of the ocean. Their fur has become slimy and resembles a bright tropical seaweed.” Like, totally.