An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

A duck says quack

“Is Daddy a bear?” (Jon lets out a violent roar.) “Noooooooo.” “Is he a dog?” (Jon barks, begs for a treat, balances a book on his head.) “Noooooooo. He’s not a dog!” “How about a cat? Is Daddy a cat?” (Jon meows and then licks…

October 16, 2006

Why I cannot stop giggling

Why I cannot stop giggling This one is pretty good, too. And also this one. And this one. I have never wanted to cuddle with a poodle like I do now.