Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.


Dear Daughter: The Best of the Dear Leta Letters This is my third book and it comes out in April. If you’d like a signed copy of the book you can order it through The King’s English and we will make that happen for you….

October 2, 2007

Contact Me

Please send email to dooce at dooce dot com. If you have suggestions for my Daily Style section, please send email to style at dooce dot com. I have never been very good at returning email or phone calls for that matter. I get a…


Should I send you unsolicited advice? No. What about a copy of the Bible? Should I send you one of those? Only if it has my name inscribed on the cover. In gold leaf. With a cursive font. How do you pronounce your oldest daughter’s…


My name is Heather B. Armstrong (some of you may remember me as Heather B. Hamilton). I am married to a charming geek named Jon: We live in Salt Lake City, Utah with our seven-year-old daughter Leta Elise: Our two-year-old daughter Marlo Iris: Our nine-year-old…

Reed Danziger : works

Reed Danziger : works Dazzling mixed media paintings. If I had any talent as an illustrator or painter, this is the kind of stuff I’d want to do. (via notcot)

The last of its kind

Last night I published a new masthead for the month of October with a tagline from a recent hatemail, seeing as how those charitable observations about my life are always the ones closest to the truth. This month’s masthead will be the last one I…