Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.

Spanning time

“How old is he, your step-brother?” “I’m not exactly sure, but I know he’s younger than you.” “Really? Does this make me older than all your step-siblings?” “OH MY GOD, IT DOES. And now that I think about it, you’re older than all of their…

November 9, 2007

Entire Relationships in One Paragraph

Entire Relationships in One Paragraph “We spend the surreal hours from 4 to 6 am in my room, where he cries about his ex-girlfriend and I pat his hand and then we both fall asleep on my bed together, in a completely unromantic way. I…