An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

Exclamation point, long overdue edition

To set the tone for this installment I think it’s safe to assume that each one of these pieces of mail was written late at night a few minutes after the author had taken a shit in his adult diaper, and after he hit the…

March 20, 2008

Large citrus juicer

Our old aluminum juicer broke last fall, and because margarita season begins, oh, tonight we had to find a suitable replacement, and this one matches all the other orange utensils we have in the kitchen. Recipe for The Perfect Margarita: shake two ounces of Herradura…

Princess Charming

You want calm, submissive energy? BEHOLD CALM, SUBMISSIVE ENERGY.

Drip drip drop

At least it’s not snow, right? When I heard the rain hitting the bedroom window this morning I had two immediate thoughts: 1) PLEASE GOD DON’T LET IT WAKE UP THE PUPPY, and 2) it’s at least 33 degrees outside, one degree closer to flip-flops.