An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

Hey Dad, looks like I married the right one

That’s a whole 40 cents we saved on groceries tonight, and if I had let him Jon would have stood on top of the conveyor belt at the checkout stand to proclaim his magnificence to everyone in the store, he was that proud of himself….

April 21, 2008

To replace the other song you had stuck in your head

Get ready for the most fantastic 35 seconds of your life: I have watched this video over 40 times this morning, stopping each time to cherish the look on the guy’s face at about 24 seconds in. And it gets better every time. This video…

Neck for breakfast

You know how sometimes you have to laugh or you’ll cry? This is one of those instances when Chuck has to lick her or he’ll kill her. Which is kind of the same thing.

Antique globe

I found this globe at The Green Ant — it lights up when you plug it in — and I think it dates back to at least the early 1950s because it shows Korea as one country. Which means it’s older than Jon. I’m not…

You must believe in Spring

Our forsythia bush bloomed last week, and I’ve had to resist cutting off every branch to bring inside. Yesterday the forecast called for snow, BUT IT DIDN’T, and I almost drove down to the local NBC station to kiss the weather guy on the mouth….