Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.


Last night was the sixth anniversary of the evening Jon and I stood on a cliff in Yosemite National Park and vowed to give each other shit for the rest of our lives. This weekend that we have spent in San Francisco at a three-day…

August 25, 2008

Gold leaf coyotes or foxes, I can’t decide

Okay. So. These little guys called out, no, SCREAMED out my name when I walked into the Green Ant the other day. I found them sitting behind a stack of Eames chairs, and I scooped them immediately into my warm embrace. I was told they…

Fearing potentially fatal warts

Chuck is usually docile when he’s working, but during this photo shoot he kept pointing out that we were violating his terms of employment by putting him in mortal danger. And then he threatened to call his lawyers.

Six years

I have been married to this motherfucker for six years. The best years of my life, and so many more to come.