Playful, elegant, and not above the judicious use of the word “shit."

Internet, I’m craving Doritos

  • YAY!!!!!! I’m so excited for you. I totally freaked out when I saw the test.

  • Laurie

    CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!! June 14th is a lucky day — my birthday as well as my daughter’s. Sending you Good Flag Day Vibes from Maryland.

  • YAY YOU! Congratulations, I’m sure you feel like Christmas came early. Best wishes!

  • Pauline

    EEEEEEEEEK! WOW!
    Congratulations!
    Woman, get to eatin’ those doritos!

  • Angela

    Congrats Heather!

  • AnEmily

    That’s great news! Very happy for you all.

  • Always read, rarely comment.

    CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Congratualtions! Happy and healthy 9 months to you and baby!

  • Pardon me but…

    HOLY SHIT!

    A-hem. Congratulations, Armstrong family!

    How exciting for all of you. All my best wishes!

  • Adriane W.

    every day reader, first time commenter.
    congratulations to you, jon and leta!

  • Woohoo!!! Congratulations! 🙂

  • congrats! i have actually been wondering if this was something you had in the works! totally freaking excited for all of you!

  • Molly

    So excited for you, which is weird, because you know – stalker internet. Just found your blog a couple of weeks ago, managed to read the ENTIRE archives in about a week and become obsessed/have been going through withdrawal since I finished. Right now I am elated at your news and truly thrilled for you – thank you for sharing this with us! CONGRATS!

  • What happy news! Congratulations to you, Jon and Leta.

  • Yea! More blog fodder and tiny fingernails… you are a lucky woman! Congrats to the whole Dooce clan!

  • Ariel

    Congratulations! That’s so exciting and wonderful you all!

  • Anonymous

    Hell Yeah! So happy for your family!!

  • Congratulations, Heather. You’re about to find out how easy it was to have just one kid to look after! 😉

  • BrittanyM

    Congratulations! I am so excited for you!! I love your blog, I check back here everyday. I cant wait to hear more!

  • Tanya

    How wonderful! Congratulations! My heart did a little skip of joy for you all!

  • i THOUGHT so, with your blog title of “things to come” 😀 Nice hint!

  • Stacy

    Wow – that is so great! Congratulations to your whole family!

  • lindsaywillman

    CONGRATULATIONS!!!

  • Erica

    That is wonderful, amazing, happy, fantastic, blissful news! Have only been reading your blog for a short time but look forward to the posts each day. It’s funny how connected to someone else’s life you can feel through a computer screen. Congratulations to you and your family of four!

  • Anonymous

    Congratulations!

  • Jen

    Chuck is pregnant?! Oh wait. I’m actually due June 2nd. I’ll enjoy reading in the coming months. You’re brave to tell so soon. I haven’t even told all my family yet.

  • Aly

    My dog + a pregnancy test = not a cute picture!

    Congratulations!!

  • wow babies popping up all over the place! congrats!

  • TheHans

    Wait – what?
    Holy cats, Heather! This is awesome!!!
    Congrats to the blurbodoocery crew!

  • Congratulations to everyone in the Armstrong tribe! Best wishes for a healthy and safe pregnancy. Take care of yourself, Heather.

  • Erica

    Congratulations to you, Jon and Leta!

    And another “Fuck the haters!” just for good luck!

  • Just adding my CONGRATULATIONS!!! to the millions of others you are certain to receive. YAY!!!! (and, yes, this post required to use of multiple exclamation points.)

  • Lisa

    Well done.

  • if I weren’t at work, I’d totally be squealing for you!

  • Margie

    I just got tears in my eyes and goosebumps. I am SOOO FRIGGIN happy for you both. . and Leta, Chuck and Coco . .

  • woop!

  • WetPaint

    Congratulations! Me too..I have my first ultrasound Friday for dating, but I’m due between May 28 and Feb 1. And, as it’s my first, was a little skeptical about the whole craving thing…but have since HAD TO HAVE RIGHT GODDAM NOW:
    Apples
    Cheese and crackers
    White Chedder Cheese Puff things/CHEETOS!
    Tater Tots
    Hot Wings!
    Pineapple!
    Shamrock shakes – oh if only…
    jello
    etc….I wish I was craving veggies!

    love, Internet

  • Laura

    I’m so happy for you! I hope it’s a very easy pregnancy!

  • Holy Moly! Congratulations 🙂

  • diball

    yay!!! congratulations and good luck. now go get some doritos!!

    ps- just started reading (stalking) your blog and i love it.

  • Congratulations! That is so wonderful. I look forward to reading all about it!

  • Anonymous

    Yay! Congrats! Mine is tomorrow!

  • Oh my goodness … What a GREAT way to announce! SO thrilled for you!!

  • YEAH! Congratulations 🙂 I am so happy for you, but LOOK! I’m only using one exclamation point at a time! It’s hard, but I’m doing it for you. Bring on the Doritos!

  • Lauren Germ

    Heather…my BFF Amy and I have been reading your site since Leta was born and we talk about you as if you were our real friend. I read every day and I’m so excited for you and John and Leta! I can’t wait to read the monthly updates on your new one. Congratulations!

  • MaryCC

    YAY!!! Congrats!

  • congrats! just show leta where the bread, tv & toilet is & you’ll have a mini babysitter. they can fend for themselves for a least of few hours 😉

    congrats to a new big sister!

  • Congratulations to you and your family!

  • stella

    I can’t believe you are preggers again! I have been trying for the last 4 months and so far nothing. What is your secret?

    Congrats to you and Jon. And Leta, of course.

  • Poor Chuck! I know how he feels. When my sis found out she was pregnant I got a similar stick in the mail. So glad she didn’t stick it on my nose!

    Can’t wait to read what new kind of hilarity and horrors ensue. Congrats!