An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

Internet, I’m craving Doritos

  • Lynnie

    A heart full of joy for you all!

  • below14th


  • Karen


    Great way to announce it 🙂

  • Tina

    How exciting for you and your family!!

    What wonderfully grand news on such a nasty day here in Oregon!

    Much love to you and yours!

    (wow I like exclamation marks apparently)

  • Alas! this means no more drinks and secret smokes at the Zeitgeist for a while I suppose.

    congratulations to you all. big big hugs.

  • Congratulations!

  • Stephannie

    Congratulations! May the remainder of your pregnancy be easy and blissful

  • Laura


  • seasonalkat

    Wonderful news, I am so happy for you all!

  • Tracy

    I can’t WAIT for the adventures of Leta and her sibling… this is going to be gold. Congratulations!! And sending best wishes to the Armstsrong clan.

  • SO. EXCITED! Congratulations!!!!!!

  • laurie

    Mazel tov, Heather, and blessings upon your family. I’ve been looking forward to this good news for some time now.


  • Congratulations, congratulations, congratulations! That is such good news!
    May you find this pregnancy less nauseating than Leta’s!

  • Roxie

    Congratulation!!! I am so happy for you and your growing family.

  • Heather- congratulations! I’m due June 11, and after two miscarriages, I know what you mean about being relieved about the ultrasound and seeing the baby move. Congrats again 🙂

  • b.

    I am so happy for you and your family. 🙂 Congratulations!

  • Victoria

    Wow wow wow wow! Congratulations! Wishing you a happy and healthy pregnancy! Yay for the Armstrongs!

  • Congratulations, momma (and poppa… and big sister… and dogs)! I can’t wait for the photo of Chuck balancing a newborn on his nose.

  • Christine in LA

    Tanti Auguri!! (Congrats in Italian). That is so wonderful and what a fantastic way to show us- loved it! Heres to a healthy and happy pregnancy!!:)

  • Kristy

    Wonderful news! Congratulations!

  • Laura

    Usually a skulker, but had to wish you congratulations! All the best!

  • Beta

    Congratulations!!!! I’m very happy for you! 🙂

  • Wow, I can’t wait to read about your second child surviving the wrath of your first. 🙂 Congratulations!

  • Congratulations, Armstrong clan! This is amazing news. Good luck, and I anxiously await the stories to come.

  • I’ve never seen so many comments on a single post! Congrats!!!

  • michele

    Congrats! Looking forward to Leta’s sure-to-be hilarious comments about baby #2

    I’ve got baby #2 on the way too…..I’ll let you know if you should duck and cover…..

  • Kate

    Congrats!!! What a wonderful post to start the day. I knew the sun was shining today for a reason.
    Also…mmmmm Doritos.

  • W00t! Congratulations, Heather & Jon!

  • Happy, happy news – congratulations!

  • OMG congratulations! How’s Leta taking it? Also, you peed on the stick and THEN put it on Chuck’s nose? Ew. LOL, I doubt he cared though.

  • congratulations to you and to jon and to leta and to chuck and to coco!!!!! big smiles from minnesota sent to you!

  • Congrats! Wishing you the best! Leta is going to be such a good big sister, unless the baby tries to look at her.

  • Laura June

    DUDE, awesome! Mazel Tov!

  • Jan

    holy nacho dust!
    what did I miss?
    wunerful wunerful wunerful.
    leta. leta. leta. (that will be interesting, but it will be good for her.)
    Wishing you a cozy winter, good holidays and a glorious spring.


    I read your blog every day – but I think I’ve only commented once.

    But I had to say congrats and let you know how happy I am for the four of you! 🙂

    And the picture of Chuck balancing that was absolutely adorable – he has the sweetest face!

    Take care of yourself and I’m sending all the good juju your way that things go well!

  • Congratulations! I’m so happy for you guys! 🙂

  • Kate

    Congrats!! You are so lucky to have such a wonderful family 🙂 Best of luck!!


    PS- You are my hero. I love you.

  • OMG! CONGRATULATIONS! I wish you nothing but the best and hope you have a mellow pregnancy. I’ve been reading for years, because, like the rest of the internet, I have a crush on Chuck, and am so excited for you and your family. Best of luck to you.

  • So happy for you!

  • Whoohoo! Congratulations!
    Boy? Girl?

  • kitty824

    congratulations!!!! that is fabulous news.

  • davanita


  • Well congratulations.

    I have two myself.

    I am slightly jealous I want another but with my current circumstance I do not think that is happening anytime soon.

    Well congratulations again

    From one of the few guys that seem to actually read this blog and one of the even fewer guys that want more kids

  • Callie

    I’m so happy for you! I can’t wait to read all about your pregnancy adventures. Leta is going to make a great big sister, hopefully she’ll pass on some of her excentricities to the little one.
    Have some pickles and chocolate and call it a day, you deserve the rest!

  • Hannah


  • Anonymous

    WONDERFUL! I wanted to be the 100th comment 🙂 I also, have never commented but read every day.

  • mdog

    Oh, this is too awesome. Too, too awesome.

  • Jen

    Congratulations! I am so completely jealous!

  • Dawn

    OMG! Huge congratulations!!!!

    I can’t wait for your post asking us to suggest names. 😉

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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