An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

What happens when Mommy and Daddy share a special hug

“Mom, why is your belly so big?” “Hmm… I don’t know, Leta. Why do you think so?” “Because of all that food you’ve been eating.” “THAT’S NOT WHERE I WAS GOING WITH THIS.”

February 20, 2009

Bride hair

Three days ago I stopped by my salon to pick up some conditioner for my hair, and I asked the receptionist if my stylist was in so that I could ask her a few questions about curling irons, did she recommend a certain brand or…

Good source of potassium

Leta would lose all respect for Chuck if she saw him touching this banana. There is nothing grosser in this world to that kid than a banana, and every morning when I cut one up and put it in my oatmeal she picks up her…