Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.

A canine coup!

Chuck has decided to seize control over all photo processing that concerns himself, thank you very much, now go away, he has to read his direct message from Peter Frampton on Tweetie.

September 15, 2009

Dressing room

Here I am with a napping Marlo about thirty minutes before I met Kourtney Kardashian and scared the living shit out of her. When I asked her if she was going to give birth vaginally (really, it wasn’t that shocking or inappropriate given the context…