This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

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November 15, 2010

All the times, in all the cities

This is one of my favorite recent pieces put together by The Daily Show, one about a law that prohibits puppy mills, and now whenever Jon disagrees with me about anything my reaction is, “Well, duh! We stack humans!” Also, I want the look on…

Making my mom proud

This is the December issue of Better Homes and Gardens, and I’m featured in a two page spread on holiday fashion. This was the photo shoot back in August when I got to meet Gwyneth Paltrow. So yeah, something something dreams coming true something something.