This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

If only this website had Smell-O-Vision

So that you could truly appreciate what it’s like to be hit in the face with a Chuck Fart. Just imagine taking a bath in a soup of rotten eggs and curdled milk. Multiply that by a hundred and then double it. NOT COOL, OLD…

March 21, 2011

Trolley Square

A brand new and enormous Whole Foods opened next to a downtown mall called Trolley Square last week, and we waited a few days for the hubbub to die down before we checked it out. But the hubbub had not died down at all, and…

Because a trip to South Padre Island is out of the question

Leta’s spring break is coming up, and when Jon and I were brainstorming ideas about what to do he suggested we all go camping. In a tent. With Marlo. I told him that he might as well take a bat and hit me over the…