An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

Pimp My Dog

Cami: What the hell is this thing sticking out of his face? Me: I take it you are unfamiliar with ANIMALS. That’s called a whisker. Cami: Yeah, duh, I know what a whisker is. Did you really just say that to me? What I’m asking…

November 28, 2011

A vet’s dream

Sometime during the night this dog used three different rooms as a canvas for an artistic spray of diarrhea and vomit. The rancid smell filled every corner of the house. He’s seeing the vet this afternoon. After Coco’s recent illness and the ensuing costs, by…


The Monday after Thanksgiving. Abrupt, lonely. Pockmarked.