An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

The topic that keeps on giving

You probably didn’t think I could squeeze yet another story out of my child losing a tooth, and now you’re like, WAIT, you’re going to talk about her losing a tooth AGAIN?! I AM OUT OF HERE. If that’s so, could you take the end…

March 5, 2012

Like a muhnstur!

Cami taught Marlo to sing all her songs in a really low, gruff voice that sounds like a monster. But she can only get out about two words before laughter takes over, and then she tries to giggle in that same voice. Like, she’s totally…

Navy Time

When I was a kid my parents were friends with a couple who had a teenage daughter named Cami. She was blonde and funny and beautiful, and I wanted to be her when I grew up. It’s a fortunate coincidence that my daughters are going…