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That fad diet I’ve been on for almost a year

Some of you recently asked me if I’m still on that weird/crazy/stupid diet I talked about last year (here and here), and hey. Listen. Paleolithic humans were not stupid, you guys. They just didn’t have tractors to plow fields of grain. They didn’t even have…

March 20, 2012


Sorry, I don’t care how talented you are, you could never win a staring contest with this dog. Or convince him to give a shit about anything other than his alone time.

Sunday at the museum

Leta and I had a date with Utah’s natural history. I want to thank all those fossils and dinosaurs and rocks and salt formations for giving me one of the most incredible days I’ve ever spent with my daughter.