This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

A selection of recent spam

(I am currently out of town on business, so for the next few days I’m going to post some things from my archives that many of you have probably never seen. This following was originally published on January 23, 2007.) Just now I got a…

May 14, 2012

The Red Coats are Coming

One if by land, and two if by sea; And I on the opposite shore will be, Ready to ride and spread the alarm Through every Middlesex village and farm, For the country folk to be up and to arm. (I don’t think I have…

The eerie silence…

… right before she slumps over under the weight of all that it means to be almost three years old. It’s amazing that any of us survived the hardships of that age.