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The Apricot Apocalypse

And He shall rain down apricots upon the land. And lo, it shall be a total fucking disaster. That tree! That damn tree! Sorry, I know. Two curse words in a post already, but let me tell you. It’s probably just going to get worse…

July 9, 2012

The Grzybowskis

This is Chris and Carol, the guests who stayed with me last week, my old next door neighbors. I hadn’t seen them in almost two years, and like great friends we picked up right where we left off. They headed back to Minnesota on Saturday…

I like jeans

Considering how hots it’s been I can’t imagine how she got those jeans on or off. And oh my god you get your filthy mind out of the gutter right now, CARL. Jean Top: Urban Outfitters (similar here) Black Jeans: Urban Outfitters (similar here) Heels:…

Attendant

I did a lot of belated spring cleaning over the weekend, and Coco followed me to every room to stand watch and make sure no one interrupted my task. She never left me alone the entire two days. I know I give this dog no…