This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

Pants!

“I guess it’s finally fall and it’s getting colder which means I have to wear pants or jeans. I have a really hard time with this …”

Little scientist

Marlo hasn’t experienced any separation anxiety when we drop her off at preschool. Instead she marches in and starts playing with all the various toys…

They only come out at night

I’m pretty sure there’s an entire paragraph in The Book of Revelation about this whole scenario.