An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

For your lady

Stun her with a bracelet or a monogramed jewelry box or a purse or, you know, let her cry without asking if she’s taken her medication or if she’s on her period.

Awkward side effects

Headache, indigestion, stuffy or runny nose, back pain and muscle aches, temporary vision changes, dizziness or fainting, and THIS.