This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

Back in the Mountain Time Zone

Whenever I used to travel I always forgot something important like my toothbrush or, you know, pants. Not anymore!

May 22, 2014

Mahalo

I don’t know the statistics for Prozac prescriptions in Hawaii, but I could probably make a solid guess.

Sarong song

When the obligatory souvenir hits the right note.