the smell of my desperation has become a stench

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How to Annoy Me

After I cover one wall in thick red paint, you bump into it with your big white ass. Twice.

October 16, 2001

You Are Listening to Los Angeles

I’ve noticed an abundance of autumn-related imagery and sentiment among webloggers and clothing outlets lately, tributes to “the favorite season of the year” or “the perfect excuse to break out the otherwise useless and fashionably-offensive Ugg Boots.” Fall is in the air, as it were,…

October 11, 2001

Thinking

Is it me, or is George W. Bush really Rosco P. Coltrane masquerading as the President?

Listening

Marumari: Supermogadon

Reading

10 Things to Know About the Middle East

Enjoying

How to Dress Emo

How to Charm Me

When I misplace my wallet, you resist the urge to remind me that such dim-witted idiocy is my own pet peeve.

How to Annoy Me

Slow down to a complete stop at an intersection that clearly doesn’t require it. Stop signs are just suggestions.

Babies!

The first time I was ever around babies longer than a lingering “ooh, ahh” in the park or standing in line at JC Penny’s was my freshman year in college when I lived blocks from my sister who at the time had just given birth…

October 10, 2001

Thinking

Should I be this excited for the season premier of “Felicity” ?

Listening

St. Germain: Boulevard

Enjoying

Loobylu