the smell of my desperation has become a stench

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How to Annoy Me

Point out to a table of 8 co-workers that I’ve got a green onion stuck in the middle of my two front teeth.

September 28, 2001

Thinking

My boss just called me a bitch. Should I be worried?

September 27, 2001

Thinking

My boss just called me a bitch. Should I be worried?

Listening

The Charlatans UK: Wonderland

Enjoying

Mark Simonson Studio

How to Charm Me

Tell me you like my beans. I make real good beans.

How to Annoy Me

Give me only 10 minutes for that quarter I put in the meter.

Relaunch

We here at Dooce headquarters decided late last week that things around here needed to change, that perhaps a new look and a more focused eye to the future would be good for everyone. After several design review meetings equipped with floor-to-ceiling white boards and…

Garage Sale

Saturday morning, 7:30 am. A rare fog suffocates the tiny district of LA known as “Little Israel,” nestled between Fairfax and La Brea just south of Melrose Avenue. Our mission: to get rid of as much junk as possible in the smallest amount of time,…

September 24, 2001

Listening

The Shins: Oh Inverted World

How to Charm Me

Tell the cashier at The Gap that you’ve come to mop their floors.