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Grant Lee Phillips: Mobilize
by Heather B. Armstrong
September 10, 2001
Point at your 3 year old cousin’s penis and say, “Daddy has a little one just like that.”
by Heather B. Armstrong
Get together with your band of birds and poop all over the hood of my car.
by Heather B. Armstrong
Yesterday I had a half a package of Oreos with chocolate creme filling. Something snapped at around 2 o’clock, and every ounce of self control I’d developed since I started running stairs eight months ago evaporated with one crispy, creamy nibble. What the diet and…
by Heather B. Armstrong
August 31, 2001
Happiness is clean sheets.
by Heather B. Armstrong
Bauer: Can’t Stop Singing
by Heather B. Armstrong
Shisso
by Heather B. Armstrong
Immitate a dog eating Crunchy Corn Bran.
by Heather B. Armstrong
Make me pack in an orderly fashion. I just don’t have it in me.
by Heather B. Armstrong
Things to remember before I embark on a weekend jaunt to Utah to mingle with Mormons and relatives with missing teeth: Steer clear of Aunt Lola. Granny will fall sleep on the toilet. Use the one in the basement. The three year old nephew will…
by Heather B. Armstrong
August 30, 2001
Life is too short. Drink Jack Daniels.
by Heather B. Armstrong
Spain: I Believe
by Heather B. Armstrong
