Hug me without the gratuitous back patting.
Third Eye Foundation: I Poopoo on Your Juju
Invite me to a party where all the men are gay.
What does it feel like for a girl?
Keeping the Rabble in Line, Noam Chomsky
How about some blinker action you Mitshubishi motherfucker.
The average age and origin of men in Las Vegas: 24, Hoboken.
How did I get talked into signing up for an Old Navy credit card? Why is peanut butter so good, so very very good?
What are pickles, really?