the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Recent Posts

How to Annoy Me

You’re cute but then you opened your mouth to speak.

June 4, 2001

How to Charm Me

Hug me without the gratuitous back patting.

June 1, 2001

Listening

Third Eye Foundation: I Poopoo on Your Juju

Reading

Paul Rand

How to Annoy Me

Invite me to a party where all the men are gay.

Thinking

What does it feel like for a girl?

May 31, 2001

Listening

Whiskeytown: Pneumonia

May 23, 2001

Reading

Keeping the Rabble in Line, Noam Chomsky

Enjoying

ecko.complex

How to Annoy Me

How about some blinker action you Mitshubishi motherfucker.

Thinking

The average age and origin of men in Las Vegas: 24, Hoboken.

May 22, 2001

Thinking

How did I get talked into signing up for an Old Navy credit card? Why is peanut butter so good, so very very good?

May 17, 2001