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A relic from my redneck heritage August 31, 2022 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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“So many things I want to say to you, so many sleepless nights I prayed for you” February 3, 2020 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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What I wish I had known December 11, 2018 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Shoppin’ to me ain’t fun April 23, 2018 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Matters of the eyes, everything is mostly cool edition March 30, 2018 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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I am so scared about where my site will end up in search results when I add the words TASTEFUL PORN to this title March 16, 2018 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Books People Send Me, Installment Eight February 5, 2018 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Our nighttime routine, interrupted January 12, 2018 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Fun with plumbing and potential electrocution December 19, 2017 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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“They say be with the one that you love” December 12, 2017 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Books People Send Me, Installment Seven November 20, 2017 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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My kid got braces and all I got was a broken heart October 31, 2017 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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All that and everything October 19, 2017 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Tis the season I become obsessed with weather apps September 27, 2017 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Is it still called mommy blogging if the kid isn’t a baby? September 12, 2017 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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“Questioning our lives during late night talks” May 16, 2017 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Siblings: An unscientific study in DNA May 8, 2017 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Life is good because she isn’t yet blogging about my parenting April 26, 2017 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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dooce Fourteen Hundred and Ninety Point Two April 6, 2017 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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And you thought mommy blogging was dead November 17, 2016 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Gifting myself an extra set of hands November 30, 2015 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Mommy blogging, 101 November 17, 2015 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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I’m supposed to be raising money for a half marathon, but I had to do this one first October 13, 2015 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Really missing her texts with nothing but 20 smiling poop emojis August 3, 2015 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Dusk on Durphee Lake June 16, 2015 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Spring Break 2015 April 7, 2015 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Magically delicious March 19, 2015 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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This is an actual disorder, MOM February 11, 2015 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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This blog about my life February 4, 2015 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Oh two, oh three, oh four February 3, 2015 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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In case you were wondering why everything is broken January 27, 2015 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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“Perhaps You’ve Noticed You’re Changing…” January 20, 2015 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Smarter than a fifth grader January 13, 2015 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Thou shalt not blog about thy daughter’s fifth grade class January 6, 2015 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Second Christmases December 29, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Wherein my child resembles her uncle December 4, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A syllabus for Thanksgiving break November 25, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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UGHHHHHHH November 20, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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This village of ours November 18, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The beginning of an ironic yet worthwhile tradition November 10, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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When the new frames came in November 7, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Matters of the eyes November 6, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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And yet again, we win October 31, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Exploring the magical world of fiction October 21, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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I want to ride my bicycle October 16, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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When it takes a village October 15, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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In celebration of embracing change October 9, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Please help him, dear god October 6, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Investing in her future October 3, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Big sister, little sister October 2, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Quinoa, frogs legs and more musings from “The Picnic Game” September 30, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Duet September 12, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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With my little girls September 10, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Job experience September 10, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A somewhat theatrical start to the next ten months September 3, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Fifth grade August 25, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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My girls August 20, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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On becoming the coolest person my daughter ever knew for ten whole minutes August 14, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Now sprinting with both legs August 12, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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You signed on the dotted line July 28, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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H, M, E and L July 15, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Busy hands July 3, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A haircut in photos June 25, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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I have words June 12, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Radio killed the wonderful music app star June 11, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Finally some downtime May 27, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Modern childhood May 13, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The past that is our ongoing present May 13, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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On having a little more insight into John Travolta May 8, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A note on family planning May 1, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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By the light of the screen April 29, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Snuggle screen time April 22, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Our hair done got did April 16, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Friday night lights April 15, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Every color April 7, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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On having bespectacled children March 25, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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During piano lessons March 20, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A lovely surprise March 18, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Today my presentation… March 12, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Wel-deserved screen time March 7, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Window seat March 6, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A reading rainbow March 4, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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This is Gigi’s world and we are all just living in it March 3, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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And the scores are in February 27, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Wherein her long limbs come in handy February 25, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Preparations February 21, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Their different smiles February 14, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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They (heart) sleepovers February 12, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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“Elevator, Elevator, take me home” February 11, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Bespectacled buds February 5, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month One Hundred and Twenty February 4, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The older siblings February 3, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Double digits February 3, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A quick lesson in how to get your family to stop reading your website January 29, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Attack of the little sister, again January 28, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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What did YOU do this weekend? January 13, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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An ode to co-sleeping January 9, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Modern folklore January 7, 2014 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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“Let’s go!” December 30, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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And lo, it was good December 30, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Snuggling by the tree December 19, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Adventures in babysitting December 16, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Paying for all the hard partying but without the hard partying December 9, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching… December 2, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A few words of gratitude November 27, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Pre-glasses November 19, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Storage room down, THE REST OF MY LIFE TO GO November 11, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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If you ever wondered what it was like to live in Utah November 7, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Halloween 2013 November 4, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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I told her she could sing as she walked and walked and walked October 28, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Automatic for the people October 23, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Your mailing address, please October 22, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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My musician October 16, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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To the Uintah Basin we go October 14, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Custom child portraits October 14, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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OMG the ACA is like FML October 9, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Weekend play date October 9, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Loquacious Leta October 7, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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For Beth and Courtney and Courtney and Andrea October 1, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Bespectacled buddies September 23, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The whistles go whoo whoo! September 18, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Conversations in the car September 10, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Absence September 5, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Just a trim September 3, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Yeah, still a pretty bad idea August 29, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Lo, these eight years August 26, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The modern joystick August 23, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Fourth grade August 22, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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This is what I want to read for Book Club August 14, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Whatever she’s having August 1, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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One instance in which the future looks exactly like it was supposed to July 31, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Holding court July 30, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Up and out and away July 30, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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And cover your mouth when you sneeze July 22, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A moment of five July 22, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Avon just needs to sponsor my whole blog July 17, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Celestial July 17, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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It’s not even August and already we are armed July 10, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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An advantage to setting the bar so low July 3, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Boondoggle July 2, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Festive mask June 25, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Pay no attention to the sweeping I haven’t done June 20, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Enjoying the memories offline June 12, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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I rented a zoo June 10, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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First day of camp June 10, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Kenzie June 7, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Oh, Elise May 31, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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After school snuggling May 30, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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You have to find: May 28, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Coping mechanisms May 24, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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What goes around May 20, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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All on their faces May 17, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Where did she go? May 15, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Grandmother and mothers and daughters May 13, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Fun at the “besticul” May 8, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Happy happy joy joy May 6, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Like, totally epic 360 all the way May 2, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Frying her brain May 2, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Bird’s-eye view of The Wasatch Range April 29, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Kennecott in the distance April 26, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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During the fifteen minutes it takes to put on shoes April 25, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Little sisters are so unfair April 22, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The number of foods my kid will eat just increased to five April 16, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Glorious in glasses April 16, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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From one amateur to another aspiring amateur April 9, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Official bubble season April 2, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Harmony March 28, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The red rock wonderland March 26, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The first of who knows how many March 22, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Comparison bars March 12, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Maybe all camping isn’t all nonsense March 11, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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“Like nothing I’ve ever seen ever” March 6, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Party fun tub time March 1, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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On campus February 28, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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“Maybe there’s a good reason donkeys shouldn’t talk” February 27, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Try, try again February 26, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A rapidly fading artform February 13, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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To: Mom February 13, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month One Hundred and Eight February 6, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The view from North Window February 4, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Cover your precious ears January 29, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Centers of attention January 18, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Clickety clack January 17, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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For the black sheep January 15, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Figuring it out January 14, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Three generations January 10, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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For my mom January 9, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The last few weeks of being eight January 7, 2013 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Probably the worst idea ever December 26, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The influence of her little sister December 21, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Cranberry salad December 20, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A girl and her dog December 12, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The evolution of language December 10, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Making a case for technology December 7, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Grumpy baking happy fun times December 5, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The bald men in her life November 29, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Pick a hand November 28, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A desperate attempt at domesticity November 27, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The girl who knows how to use commas November 21, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Best sister ever November 20, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Chuckie November 19, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Families Who Rock November 15, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The cautious one November 15, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The Winter of Our Disthcontent November 13, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Girls November 9, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Winning the race November 5, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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You can just call me Human Xanax October 30, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Looking forward to a winter full of lisping October 25, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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After school special October 22, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Water dog October 9, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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All pain is relative October 3, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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First born October 2, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Wherein I do not mention earthquakes or nuclear war September 26, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Their crazy Southern mother September 24, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Sibs September 24, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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My third grader September 4, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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It is decidedly so August 27, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Heavy rotation August 2, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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That which rivals Disneyland July 5, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Potions June 27, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Summer staple June 19, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Marlo turns three June 14, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Turban Days June 13, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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You can’t rush it, not when you’re making homemade bread June 12, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Set lock screen June 12, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Animal husbandry June 11, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Rebel June 8, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Making confetti June 7, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Radio Flyer May 29, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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“I also despise whistlers” May 24, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Fever, chills, and masculine bedding May 23, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Noise ordinance May 21, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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What an excellent day for an exorcism May 15, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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DA BIRD! May 15, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The dreaded year May 10, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Before she kissed the frog May 7, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A fish gets a name May 3, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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“Glinting gems in the concrete I paved” May 1, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Slow and steady April 30, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Noodly appendage April 25, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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That old familiar topic April 5, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Brunch with the girls April 5, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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That sound you heard this morning April 2, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Hair, day eighty-two March 29, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Smarter than a second grader March 26, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Thunder March 26, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The canines on this guy! March 22, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Sunday at the museum March 20, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Sneaks March 19, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Hamilton, Armstrong March 6, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The topic that keeps on giving March 5, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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In like a lion March 1, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Welcome to Armstrong Inn, part three February 29, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Dear Daughter February 28, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Out there February 24, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Hair, day forty-six February 23, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Bad days February 9, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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After the party February 7, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Wish February 6, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Color mix February 3, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Ninety-Six February 2, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Floundering January 31, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Fire drill January 26, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Shno-man! January 25, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Community January 20, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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“I’m lying alone with my head on the phone” January 17, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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This was the noise you heard last night January 12, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Science January 12, 2012 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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2011 in words and photos December 29, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Pups December 23, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Eye roller December 20, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Ho Ho Humbug December 20, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Barnacle December 19, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Persuasion December 15, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Festive up in here December 13, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Christmas Card December 12, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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City by the bay December 9, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Channeling Kansas December 5, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Sharing November 23, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The 2012 Chuck Calendar November 22, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Immature college student stuns local parents November 21, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Trifecta November 15, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Recovery November 14, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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From Coco’s point of view October 31, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Skill of her father, ear of her mother October 31, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Featured community question wherein I get my Scrooge on October 26, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Tuesday’s Top Pick October 25, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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I am an orthopedic nightmare October 18, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Stuff I found while looking around October 14, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Finding a problem where there is no problem October 12, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The face of making a difference October 10, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Arm candy October 5, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Because this was too long for twitter October 4, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Jammin’ October 4, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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From milk to shake October 3, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Homework September 29, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Managing her business September 27, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Marriage September 14, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Hankering September 7, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Second grade September 1, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A similarity to her father August 30, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Warm family memories August 29, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Basket of fun August 25, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Homogenic August 22, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The Armstrongs, 2011 August 16, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Wherein I go a touch more insane August 3, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The timer starts now July 28, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Accelerando July 26, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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I forgive her for spraying sunscreen all over the floor this morning July 21, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A sing-along July 20, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Starving artist July 18, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Great big things July 15, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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After Leta leaves for camp July 14, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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When goodnight hugs go horribly wrong July 12, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Weak sauce July 1, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Grab your backpack! June 15, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Marlo turns two June 13, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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I love this part of parenthood June 10, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Fortissimo June 6, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Memorial Day in the middle of winter May 31, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Summoning my roots May 25, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Grandmother, mother, daughter May 19, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Featured community question wherein we get to blame our parents May 17, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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We need an official clown car May 16, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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More adventures in picky eating May 13, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Kaleidoscope May 13, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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With my first born May 10, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Warden May 9, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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My blonde babe May 4, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Hoops April 27, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Marlo meets Maisie April 25, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Just in time for Easter April 21, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A peek inside our day, the third hour April 18, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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High tea April 12, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A peek inside our day, the second hour April 11, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The girls’ bathroom April 8, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Beanie baby April 7, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Ladies at lunch April 6, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A peek inside our day, the first hour April 4, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Black Pearl print March 31, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A peek inside our day, the first fifteen minutes March 28, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The powder room March 25, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Chimney March 23, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Because a trip to South Padre Island is out of the question March 21, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Speaking of illustrations March 18, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Can I get a holy crap? March 17, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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With fire extinguisher at the ready March 15, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The second tooth March 14, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Rocky tops March 14, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Kalvin and Kaprice March 9, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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March madness March 8, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The grid March 7, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Bananarama March 4, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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My favorite part of the day March 1, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Bootylicious Since 1742 February 24, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The Study February 22, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Motocicleta February 20, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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John and Paul February 18, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Mexico, part two February 17, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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If it helps you fall in love February 15, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Eighty-Four February 9, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A family affair February 7, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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For my girls February 3, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Seven years February 2, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Mexico, part one February 2, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Hola! January 31, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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This is a first January 28, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Charles loves his damask January 26, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Sundays they camped and read and prayed (and then told fart jokes) January 25, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Here’s where my mom brings up the apples and peanut butter January 11, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Let’s make something together January 6, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Fun for everyone in this one! January 5, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The ensemble January 4, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Little sisters January 2, 2011 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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2010 in words and photos December 29, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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With a side of ibuprofen December 22, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Just in time for Christmas December 20, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The playroom December 16, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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In the scheme of things December 15, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Seriously, can’t a man just watch some television in peace? December 12, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Marlo’s security blanket December 9, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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All she wants for Christmas December 7, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Surveillance November 30, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The bribe that never loses its edge November 29, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Would sir desire a patty cake? November 28, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Giving thanks November 24, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Taxidermy November 23, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The lowest of lows November 19, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The dooce® xBox Joy Ride Giveaway 2010 November 16, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Miss Manners November 11, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Horsie! November 4, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Halloween 2010 November 1, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Family bonding November 1, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Tarmac October 29, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Survivor October 25, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The audible eye roll October 25, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Descent October 14, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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From the deepest part of my heart where all the burps come from October 1, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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On the drive to school this morning September 30, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Upright September 29, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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And lo, an office was born September 24, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The good news September 17, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Order Araneae, Class Arachnida September 16, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Back to reality September 10, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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My first grader September 2, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Featured community question wherein Jon makes his mother proud August 27, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A Jon Armstrong sized tangent August 25, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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I’m replacing his chair with a throne August 16, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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My therapist will have a field day August 12, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The older child August 9, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Keynote speaker, Diego, domestic cat August 2, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Ye Olde Skool July 30, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Charlie foxtrot July 27, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Thirteen months July 14, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Hallway July 13, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Wherein I return to my roots July 12, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Our upright grand July 8, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Next, part two July 2, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Jumbah! June 28, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Cousins June 28, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Congregation June 21, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Marlo turns one June 14, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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My graduate June 11, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Where’s Daddy? June 7, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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New frames June 3, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The glamorous life June 2, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Mr. and Mrs. Armstrong May 28, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Featured community question that will have everyone sniffing their armpits May 27, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The Saturday morning cave May 26, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Another conversation about BYU in the car May 25, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Becoming referee May 24, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Joy May 21, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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All about the Lamanites May 19, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Sisters May 19, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Fumbling dummies May 14, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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She’s onto us! May 12, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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May Ninth, Two Thousand Ten May 9, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Baby bird May 6, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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For memories May 4, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A look inside our days together April 23, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Featured community question with accompanying regional differences April 21, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Figuring it out April 19, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Hand-me-down April 19, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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When anything bad happens, I blame Apple April 16, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Featured community question with accompanying fear of Gorbachev April 14, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Ten months April 14, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Their local haunt April 13, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Transformations April 12, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Marlo crawls for the first time April 7, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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NOT cherry blossoms April 5, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Featured community question with accompanying sappy ending March 26, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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This is mommyblogging March 22, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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For Cuple March 19, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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No place like home March 18, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Just another beautiful day March 16, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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That decrepit old hag March 8, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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So far, so good March 5, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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While brushing her hair this morning March 2, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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House of cough February 23, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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An attempt to appreciate the weather February 15, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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My ears are still ringing February 8, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Sunday tradition February 8, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Seventy-two February 4, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Getting the soap ready to wash out her mouth February 1, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Lil’ Donette January 28, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Early birds January 26, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Mwah! January 25, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Cottage life January 18, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Featured community question with accompanying First World nonsense January 15, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A parent raised on MTV January 12, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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There’s a blonde joke in here somewhere January 8, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Featured community question with accompanying oopsie January 6, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Beginning the year with a bang January 5, 2010 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Christmas card for 2009 December 28, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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If I had hair to let down, this would be an instance of doing so December 21, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Oddly, an Oompa Loompa didn’t make the list December 18, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Six months December 18, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Featured community question with accompanying supermodel December 17, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Featured community question with accompanying wacky antics December 8, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Botany December 2, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The inside track November 24, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Mario November 18, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Once upon a time November 12, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Saturday afternoon eyes November 12, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Hitting a brick wall November 9, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Halloween 2009 November 6, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Wherein I’m just begging you to judge me November 4, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The parents of Leta Armstrong November 3, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Forever a family of four October 29, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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On overcoming phobias October 27, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Wintering October 27, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Gone are the days of the snooze button October 23, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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PantsHat October 22, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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All grown up October 21, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Every little thing is gonna be all right October 19, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The cat troll goat diet October 15, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Now I understand why cardboard was invented October 12, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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I think the metaphor here is “cycles” October 1, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Comes with a wand and a pair of wings September 29, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Summer 2009 September 24, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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In the moment September 18, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Your momma said you ugly September 16, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The first nudge toward the edge of the nest September 14, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Summer of 1977 September 10, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Oh, delicious fluffy rodent September 4, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Polkabats and Octopus Slacks August 31, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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My girls August 26, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Bees in a hive August 25, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Roman Cavalry choirs are singing August 21, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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I think this means that whatever we’re doing is working August 19, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Because my anxiety needed a nudge or two August 14, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Disaster Preparedness August 12, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Some thoughts before a hopefully more peaceful day tomorrow August 10, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Floss August 10, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A Utah cricket August 10, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The inevitable post that gets placed squarely in the BOOBS category August 7, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Big sister August 6, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The labor story, part three August 4, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Where all the crazy comes from August 3, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Jon’s 44th July 30, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Hand silkscreened pillows July 30, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Perfectly round July 29, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The labor story, part two July 27, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Vintage globes July 23, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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For those who live with those like me July 22, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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1979 July 22, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Twenty-six July 20, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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On making life easier July 15, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Siblings July 14, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The labor story, part one July 13, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The color of pine trees July 9, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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In fact, I have her edit my posts July 8, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Familiar territory June 30, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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4/4 time June 25, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Family of four June 22, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Introducing… June 15, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Fatalist June 12, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Magenta protective case for the iPhone 3G June 10, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Just in case you were having second thoughts about that vasectomy June 9, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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38 weeks June 4, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Hope June 3, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Not Maria’s nursery June 2, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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You mean I’m not supposed to be eating raw chicken? May 29, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Helping me organize the nursery May 27, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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I’m being eaten by a boa constrictor May 27, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The Sanfords May 21, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A rambling Sunday evening May 18, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The princess and the guard May 14, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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An unscheduled ultrasound May 13, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The Armstrong Bathroom Makeover Catastrophe May 11, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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From the father of my children May 11, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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34 weeks May 7, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Double the trouble May 6, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Play date aftermath April 30, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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32 weeks April 24, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Someone is thrilled to go back to school April 23, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: April 2009 April 22, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Sick days April 20, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The Red Shoes April 16, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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On having a daughter April 14, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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30 weeks April 13, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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After a week with the Hamiltons April 12, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Unicorn April 8, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A word or two about vaccinations April 7, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A belated 28 weeks March 31, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Keeping up with the Jetsons March 26, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Giving my mother something to brag about March 24, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Little fish March 22, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The dreaded gurgle March 22, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The Princess Computer March 9, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The four of us March 5, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The secret to our clean floors March 4, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Skee ball March 4, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Lions and tigers and spiders March 2, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The princess tree March 2, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Good thing he matches the towels in the bathroom February 25, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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24 weeks February 25, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Grab your backpack! February 23, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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What happens when Mommy and Daddy share a special hug February 20, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Bride hair February 20, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Good source of potassium February 20, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Lipstick on a pig February 19, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Bookworm February 18, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Lover, business partner, best friend February 18, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Right in the middle of the bedtime story February 17, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Catharsis February 12, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Whoever invented pink needs a wet finger in his ear February 11, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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22 weeks February 10, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Not yet on a first name basis February 9, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Number one on my list February 9, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The youngest for a few more months February 6, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Orbit February 5, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Sixty February 4, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Cousins February 4, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Homemaker Heather February 3, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Because they were out of GWAR cake toppers February 2, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Saturday afternoon treat February 2, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Where my daughter got her profile January 30, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Swimming lessons January 29, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The halfway point January 29, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Nesting January 26, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Listening to: Cut Copy January 22, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The second second trimester January 20, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Finally January 20, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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MOP Pear Shampoo January 16, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Holing up January 16, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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KNAPPA pendant lamp January 14, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Ah, break it downnnn January 14, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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18 weeks January 13, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Metal curtain rod January 13, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Family dynamic January 12, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Jonny Junior January 12, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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RIBBA Frame January 12, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Just inside the front door January 9, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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I’m thinking the title may be a little too subtle January 8, 2009 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Reflections on the year of the poop-eating puppy December 30, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Under a spell December 30, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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One of the multitude of pink things December 30, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A Christmas Medley December 22, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Charley Harper Memory Game December 18, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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14 weeks December 17, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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And Chuck will teach her about mascara December 15, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Where You Came From December 15, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Fifty-eight December 11, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Silly goose December 9, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Baby, it’s cold outside December 8, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Christmas bokeh December 8, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Bump watch begins December 2, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Vintage children’s books December 2, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Three months December 1, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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“Redhood” print December 1, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Garden City, Utah November 25, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Excuse me while I go make love to a bean burrito November 24, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Morbid fairy tale November 24, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The making of an older sister November 20, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Sick days November 20, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Limited Edition 2009 Birdie Desk Calendar November 19, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Our in-house recycling plant November 12, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Little Hoot November 11, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Fifty-seven November 5, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Afterward we cut them up, tossed them on a peanut butter sandwich and fed them to Elvis November 3, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A small taste of what’s to come October 29, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Would you like to supersize that? October 29, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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In honor of her grandfather October 28, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Playful ponytail holders October 24, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Mission accomplished October 23, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Pajama top October 23, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Child’s winter hat October 15, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Conversation over a bowl of Cocoa Pebbles October 15, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Julia Rothman magnet set October 14, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Why most of my shopping is done online October 13, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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First snow October 13, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The Napping House October 8, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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One lesson at a time October 7, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Fifty-six October 6, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Early rehearsal for the Nativity story October 6, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Arachnophobia September 30, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Plush Baby Blanket September 26, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Thoughts I had before 7 AM September 24, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Taking a spin around the patio September 24, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Two brief anecdotes September 22, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Leopard Lane September 18, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Next week we’re introducing her to Pink Floyd September 16, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Even-toed ungulate September 16, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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On being a better homemaker September 15, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Leta E. September 15, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Sage Toile Dress September 15, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Duh September 12, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Rounding out her resume September 10, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Do not let this photo fool you September 10, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Odd-toed ungulate September 9, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Fifty-five September 8, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Primate exhibit September 8, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Well, that was fun September 5, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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And… boom September 4, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Sunset in September September 4, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Little shop of horrors August 29, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Handstitched children’s crown August 29, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A tiny glimpse of loyalty August 29, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Torquil Campbell of Stars August 29, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Here’s your mommyblogging August 28, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Recycled tunic dress August 28, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Handmade octopus dress August 26, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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And now a large part of me is dead inside August 21, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Pay attention, this one’s complicated August 19, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Handmade girls twirl skirt August 18, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Pull a chair up with the hyrup August 14, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Short stack August 12, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Leta got some new hair bands… August 12, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Four years August 8, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Fifty-four August 5, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Already she had great taste August 5, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Next thing you know he’ll be voting for Obama August 4, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Hand-painted umbrella August 4, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Portrait of two cute pairs of shoes, plus one pair that will make you break out in sores August 4, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Wedding quilt August 1, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Not necessarily a better liar, but at least she’s getting creative July 29, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Leta’s baby quilt July 28, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Redder than red July 28, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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On this day many, many, many years ago July 25, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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“Playing stickers” July 24, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A heavy July July 22, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A conversation with my daughter that finally explains my relationship with my older sister July 16, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Sending myself an expense report July 14, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Heart breaking violently July 14, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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And the nominee for best interpretation of a four-year-old is… July 11, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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On being more friendly to the environment July 9, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Fifty-three July 8, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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“The Giant Suburban Bear Monster” gocco print July 7, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Wii winners and a few thoughts about wanting to turn cartwheels July 3, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The way the blue could pull me in June 27, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The color of princess fingernails June 25, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Ruthie Pearl reusable and reversible bag June 24, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Flying nun June 24, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A routine expedition June 23, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Handstitched wallet June 23, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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As high as a preschooler can count June 20, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Sweet potato fries June 20, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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If anyone mentions cheese pizza I may just have to take up violence June 17, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Rite of Passage June 13, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Proud of my little bug June 13, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Apologies in advance to Mr. Hamilton June 12, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Conquering my acrophobia June 12, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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You ain’t been pucked til you been fud pucked June 9, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Fairy princess June 6, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A little corner of the world June 6, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Regional differences June 3, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Double vision picture frame June 3, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Fifty-two June 2, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Aboot that recent trip May 28, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The Princess and the Pea May 21, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Classic matching game May 19, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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I was in the room when she was conceived! May 19, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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No, I wasn’t punched in the face, this is just what happens when I weep May 16, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Tranquil mint foot soak May 16, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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We’re back in the will! May 7, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Meerschaum pipe May 7, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Negotiation May 6, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Fifty and Fifty-one May 2, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Teamwork May 1, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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More stuff April 28, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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This episode features small quantities of learning April 28, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Welcoming all the new local readers April 25, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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For all the new people visiting because they saw that five-second clip on FOX 13 April 23, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Wooden letter blocks April 23, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Portrait of a lady… April 22, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Starting her young April 22, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Media blitz April 18, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Her tombstone will read WAS SOLD TO BUTCHER April 15, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Mr. and Mrs. Giraffe April 15, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Our little hippie April 14, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Leta’s favorite color April 14, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Aveda Elements Finishing Solution April 11, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Elephant clips April 10, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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How I start my day, this plus a bucket of coffee April 4, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The Princess Song April 2, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Jon makes art April 1, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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And then there were three April 1, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A chorus of angels March 28, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The little sister I never had March 27, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Incriminating evidence March 27, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Tweet, tweeted, have done tweet March 25, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Vinyl-covered notebook March 25, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Having a conversation only they can understand March 21, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Exclamation point, long overdue edition March 20, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Breaks out in a rash if fed anything March 18, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Grand total of 78,215 words March 17, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Derek March 17, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Disney, you total bitch March 13, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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First puzzles March 12, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Fueled entirely by Advil March 10, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Maternal March 10, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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In the late afternoon hours before dinner March 5, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Forty-nine March 4, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Abstract acrylic painting February 29, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Catching up February 26, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Magnetic dress-up dolls February 22, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Enduring February 20, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Signs of adolescence February 19, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Snaggle February 19, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Life with two dogs. Much different than life on a beach with a margarita. February 15, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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This is how new parents spend their Friday nights February 13, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Purple nail enamel February 11, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Children’s wellies February 7, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Mid-century dresser February 7, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Looking forward to Cinderella IV: Teenage Pregnancy February 6, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month forty-eight February 5, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Four years old February 4, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Upcoming January 30, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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I think this one has seen a camera before January 29, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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With a canteen of NyQuil hanging around my neck January 28, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Conversation in the car somewhere in Nevada to pass the time January 23, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Because I am only a little obsessed January 22, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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First leg January 21, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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What part of GROWL does she not understand? January 18, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Owl piggy bank January 18, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Home remedy January 18, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Washing our mouths out with soap January 17, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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No matter how they toss the dice, it had to be January 17, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Daydreaming of palm trees January 15, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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I’ll read it to you January 15, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Smelling of puppy breath January 9, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Coin purse January 9, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Forty-seven January 8, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A family of five January 3, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Sleepless nights ahead January 2, 2008 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Seasonal citrus December 21, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Elephant art print December 19, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Feeding an obsession December 18, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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After using the couch as a trampoline December 14, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Because I couldn’t say it on the phone December 13, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Thinking she might become a conductor December 10, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Looking forward to a thrilling game of Candy Land December 7, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Forty-six December 4, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Monday mornings December 3, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Gadgets and gizmos aplenty December 3, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Smells like dessert November 30, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Crazy dog person November 29, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Hand-embroidered table linens November 29, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Part of your world November 28, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Horizon in the high desert November 28, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Cousin Joshua November 27, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Outsourced Caring™ November 26, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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FIRST!!!! November 19, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Will now go lie down and scratch own belly November 18, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Got her back against the record machine November 15, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Maybe should limit her MTV November 12, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Forty-five November 6, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Hallowhen he bites us, we’ll know why November 1, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Nothing a baby wipe can’t take care of October 25, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Reading the fine print October 24, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Empty October 18, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Probably more excited about carpet than I should be October 12, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Heat seeker October 8, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Handmade cardholders and pouches October 5, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Forty-four October 3, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Shop October 2, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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FAQ October 2, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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About October 2, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Vocabulary October 1, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Alternative methods September 25, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Momentary lapse of reason September 24, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Stubborn Personality Disorder September 21, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Getting there September 20, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The art of the inappropriate September 18, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Right before Leta decided that the Golden Gate Bridge was the last place on Earth she wanted to be September 14, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Might not make sense having not slept in days September 13, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The obvious September 11, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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San Francisco, our second home September 10, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Relatively speaking September 7, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The battle wages on September 6, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Forty-three September 5, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Why we live in Utah August 31, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Jedi August 27, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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From now on all questions will be answered with, “Because.” August 21, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Us on a diet August 16, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Phonics August 13, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Raising a packrat August 9, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Milestone August 8, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Jermain Stewart’s “We Don’t Have to Take Our Clothes Off” August 8, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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On home improvement August 7, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Forty-two August 3, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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From the SD card August 1, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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This is a first July 30, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Birthday cake July 24, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Edgar Degas was also born today July 19, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Because they needed something else in common July 17, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Exclamation Point, Summer 2007 Edition July 16, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Life without the nap July 13, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A typical evening July 11, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A living illustration July 10, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Reading into things July 9, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Forty-one July 3, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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My uniform for the rest of the summer June 28, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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And the smell of chlorine fills the air June 26, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Shared DNA June 22, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The father of my child June 19, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Looking for crumbs under Leta’s seat June 19, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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On the way home from preschool today June 15, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Acclimation June 14, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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When your mama doesn’t bring you up right June 12, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Hoping that everyone at my mother’s office reads this June 7, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Forty June 5, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Leta indicating that the monkey, he is GEORGE! June 5, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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This is how potty training is going May 24, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A last goodbye May 17, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Potty training begins very soon May 11, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Leta taking a final walk through the old kitchen May 11, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Thirty-nine May 8, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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In my prime May 1, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Leta thought he might be cold, so she gave him her sweater April 27, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Moving forward April 25, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Brief exchange right before bedtime last night April 24, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Acting her age April 23, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Transitions April 19, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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We are living an episode of Sanford and Son April 18, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Leta and her cousin, Talon, glued to a riveting episode of Dora April 18, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Role play April 12, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Despite taking my meds regularly April 10, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Thirty-eight April 4, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Photos of the new house April 3, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Four more paws on the hardwood April 3, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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To the East Side March 29, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Nooner March 27, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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On being disowned March 21, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A Conversation at the Grownup Table, as Imagined at the Kids’ Table March 20, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Should explain why she doesn’t sleep with us March 19, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Exclamation point, Late Winter Edition March 15, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Clearing my mother of blame March 13, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The emotional remote control March 8, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Why Norm Abram gets so much ass March 7, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Thirty-seven March 6, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Leta’s room with the toddler bed February 28, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Hidden is our stash of gay porn February 26, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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In answer to recent email February 22, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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With love February 20, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Sick days February 14, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The beginning of a thrilling suburban weekend February 12, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Only because the shipping was free February 8, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Thirty-six February 5, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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You should definitely take this seriously February 1, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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35 months and counting January 30, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Because I’m always looking for ways to make my father proud January 29, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Having given birth to a force of nature January 25, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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I promised her I wouldn’t say anything mean or untrue, and I tried my best January 22, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The sound of a car that won’t start January 19, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Winding down before bedtime January 18, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Oliver, daily: 12 January 2007 January 17, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A resolution that has finally stuck (so far) January 16, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Probably not very good at balancing things on his head January 11, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Suburban nightlife January 9, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Thirty-five January 4, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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I resolve to eat more leafy green chocolate January 2, 2007 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A Very Elmo Christmas December 29, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A merry little Christmas December 24, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Christmas time in the city December 13, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Metamorphosis December 11, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Jon cooking Brussel sprouts, or what Leta likes to call Green Rocks December 5, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Thirty-four December 4, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Can balance large objects on head if offered a piece of cheese November 28, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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And the holiday season begins November 22, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Home again November 20, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Get a $5 discount off a years subscription to JPG Magazine November 15, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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No place like home November 13, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Chaotic no more November 8, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Thirty-three November 6, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Probably why he became a dentist and not a politician November 4, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Celebrating with song November 3, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Because all the half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herders were sold out November 1, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Exercise, discipline, affection October 25, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Noodly appendage October 23, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Hope October 21, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A duck says quack October 16, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Here goes nothing October 12, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Rumbling volcano October 10, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Thirty-two October 5, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Mathematical probability October 3, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Under the pink October 2, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Side-effects may include very strong bones September 28, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The Butt Ugly Gang! on Flickr September 28, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Where God continues to have a very hearty laugh at our expense September 27, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Resemblance September 26, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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First family vacation since I promised I would never do this again September 24, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Almost worse than clogs September 21, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Setting me straight September 20, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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One trick the dog taught himself September 12, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Thirty-one September 5, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Falling to my knees and rending my garments in twain September 1, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Juniper August 31, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Beyond her years August 28, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Juniper and Leta August 24, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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You’ve reached the Armstrongs August 21, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Exclamation point, Summer Edition August 18, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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First lesson in religion August 10, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Poker face August 9, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Thirty August 4, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Next time she’s coming with me July 31, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Parental advisory July 24, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Communication July 21, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Death to Ed July 20, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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31 July 19, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The Shape of a Mother July 17, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Another instance when my early twenties continue to haunt me July 13, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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In preservation of the inheritance July 10, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Twenty-nine July 7, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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InformationWeek: Accidental Tech Entrepreneurs Turn Their Hobbies Into Livelihoods July 3, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A numbers game June 30, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Welcome mat June 27, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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On being a total nutjob June 21, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Solidarity June 19, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Her mother’s daughter June 14, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Pointing out the obvious June 12, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Healing an old wound June 8, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Twenty-eight June 5, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Legacy June 2, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Prodigy June 1, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Raising an addict May 31, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Age of euphemisms May 24, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Indisputable May 23, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Nothing more healing or incomprehensible May 22, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Go forth and multiply May 18, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Side show May 17, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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For your reference May 15, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Sweet hour of prayer May 11, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Ask nicely May 8, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Cradle and all May 8, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Twenty-seven May 4, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Hi, I read May 2, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Reformed April 27, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Oh mon, mon, mon, mon, you are April 24, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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How to medicate with legal substances April 21, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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My big girl April 19, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The extent of the religion in this house April 17, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Semantics April 17, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Exclamation point, exclamation point, exclamation point, exclamation point April 12, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Just before bedtime April 11, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Twenty-six April 4, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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That was fun! April 3, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Healthy sleep habits, grumpy baby March 31, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Now she knows her ABC’s, mostly March 30, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Gateway behavior to felony assault March 28, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Wearing the silkscreened mug of her idol March 28, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A can of worms March 27, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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SHOSHUN! March 23, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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In a family way March 23, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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I can’t fight this feeling any longer March 22, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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In praise of my househusband March 20, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Fending off the body snatchers March 20, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Open wide March 17, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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SXSW Detox March 15, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Frightened now of our child’s adolescence, as if we weren’t before March 10, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Ruby March 9, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Twenty-five March 6, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Even more important than a pop tart March 2, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The Third Commandment February 24, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Amsterdam Recap, The Part Where My Father’s Computer Explodes February 22, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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I am married to Sasquatch February 21, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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When correcting her would be the wrong thing to do February 20, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Amsterdam Recap, Part One of Many February 17, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Our leisurely Sunday afternoon an ocean away February 16, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Gezellig February 13, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Email from my father, subject: Leta Chiqiteta, which made my insides spontaneously combust February 11, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Spreekt u engels? February 7, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Twenty-four February 3, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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It took two years but she’s finally willing to touch him February 3, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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I love my job February 2, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Internet, this is for you February 2, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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My First Meme (which is not much different than My First Flesh-Eating Disease) February 1, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Reading February 1, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Nu Shoos January 30, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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In the criminal justice system January 26, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Hot men with beards wearing glasses January 24, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Leta at Little Gym January 24, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Bridging the gap between species January 20, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Wax on, wax off January 19, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Hold me closer, Tony Danza January 18, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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There’s no crying in snowboarding January 17, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Rethinking our decision to move back to Zion January 16, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Spectacularly normal January 12, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Still taking the Thank God Tom Cruise Is Not In Charge Otherwise I Would Be Dead Right Now Vitamin January 10, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Working with what we’ve got January 10, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Walrus, watch, wheel, watering can January 9, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Good God, Lord in heaven, etc. January 9, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Twenty-three January 3, 2006 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Leta got far more excited about the Avon World Sales Leader than she ever did about Santa December 29, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Leta with her loot December 26, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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After being forced to sit in Santa’s lap Leta suddenly turned violent and severed his head with her mouth December 23, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Lesbians pick their noses, too December 21, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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For those of you who come here for one thing, this is my Christmas present to you December 20, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Clarification in response to recent allegations that my heart is black and emits dangerous toxins December 18, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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If this doesn’t hit you RIGHT THERE then maybe it’s time you started letting yourself feel again December 16, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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If he ever loses us he can just follow the screaming like a trail of breadcrumbs December 14, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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What an excellent day for an exorcism December 12, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Best friends forever or until one of them borrows the other one’s clothes without asking first, then not so much December 9, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Monkey see, monkey do December 6, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Twenty-two December 5, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A very, very angry monster indeed December 1, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Save until I delete November 29, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Included batteries not November 21, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The third law November 21, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Vacation home November 18, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Scrumptious Almost Bearded Drunk Girl November 17, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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You can’t always get what you want November 15, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Chocolate milk November 11, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Feeling Guilty November 11, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Body of a frog, memory of an elephant November 9, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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You’re going to want to skip over this one, Dad November 8, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Twenty-one November 3, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Wherein a whole bunch of you just roll your eyes November 1, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Melmo? November 1, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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I can’t take her anywhere anymore October 31, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Feeling Guilty October 27, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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This weekend I used the term Cheeto Hands October 24, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The Sponge Stage, or Why I Now Have to Start Behaving Like a Parent October 20, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Cancer of the heart October 17, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The Leta Walking Experience October 14, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Grandpa Mike October 12, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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How to Charm the Holy Living Jesus out of Me October 11, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The daughter of an English major October 6, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Best Show on Earth October 5, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Twenty October 3, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Internal Digital Readout September 30, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Christie September 28, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Leta found religion September 27, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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I’m so glad when Daddy comes home September 26, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Just don’t eat it September 23, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Wherein I make a reference that will have my husband wondering, “Did she actually know that or did she Google it?” September 22, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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No picture of my new fussy.org shirt would be complete without the The Fussy Monster, Leta September 21, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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You can’t pick your Mama September 15, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Another reason to be proud of public education September 14, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Leta with her cousin Aiko September 14, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Thinking September 12, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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This kid is going to kill it at frat parties September 9, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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I have a family here on Earth, they are so good to me September 8, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Having just returned from vacation with the family, which when you have kids is not much different than working overtime September 5, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Reeling September 2, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Nineteen September 2, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Frightening flashes of my mother’s genes August 30, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Walk this way August 26, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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It’s called the Leather Anniversary because at this point in the relationship you need to buy something with which you can beat August 24, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Saturday is a special day, it’s the day we get ready for Sunday August 22, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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To the manufacturers of Triaminic: BITE ME August 15, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Why I moved closer to my family (and yes, this reason is better than, “So I could shoot the Mormons at close range.”) August 14, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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This open road in front of me just got a little bumpy August 10, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The B. stands for BACKFIRE August 8, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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OCD, easy as 1-2-3 August 7, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Eighteen August 3, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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You really don’t want to know August 2, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Mena Fucking Trott, people August 2, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Indeed, there will be talk of teats July 28, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The point at which all phone conversations resemble a drop in cell phone coverage July 27, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Sprint’s newest customer July 22, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The past is beautiful like the darkness between the fireflies July 19, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Tomorrow is my 30th birthday and this is how I’m celebrating July 18, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The devil wears Prada July 15, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Seventeen July 5, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Thinking July 3, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Not dead yet July 1, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Making his way the only way he knows how June 29, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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With a moo moo here June 27, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Sundays they camped and read and prayed (and then told fart jokes) June 23, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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How am I driving? Call 1-800-SUCKMYBIGTOE June 22, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Ava June 22, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The Secrets of BlogHer Conference REVEALED June 21, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Ella and Leta in her Gay Pride Swimsuit, first time in a pool and obviously loving every minute June 21, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Shortly afterward Odessa took Leta out with a swift kick to the gut June 16, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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If this isn’t reclaiming the web for personal expression then I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS June 15, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Leta and Grandpa June 15, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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When my Dad reads this his head is going to be full of BLEEEEEPs June 14, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Odessa June 14, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Bick Bruildings of Beaufort June 8, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Sixteen June 7, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Voyeur pose June 7, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Leaving on a jet plane June 1, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Dear God Almighty, Lord in Heaven, Everlasting Father May 31, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Wherein I realized that it’s almost impossible to say BLOG without throwing up on national television May 27, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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You’ll never guess what this post is about May 25, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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I’m surrounded by the enemy May 24, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The $450 Pocket of Gas May 23, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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15 Rounds May 23, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Hobo. Baby. May 19, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Presents from Leta’s Pseudo Internet Godmother May 19, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Second on that list would be “rub Mama’s feet” May 18, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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I really think we should just be friends May 17, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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I’m sorry, but you cannot expect me to resist something that is described as having “luminous natural shells in cascading tiers” May 16, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The dog, they haven’t yet lost or killed him May 13, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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More than a passing resemblance May 11, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Spare me the details May 10, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The one thing we KNOW she inherited from me May 4, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Fifteen May 2, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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It will come with a money back guarantee April 29, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Nothing is cute the second time, or the 400th for that matter April 25, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Yet another entry this week that speaks of the penis April 22, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Perils of cohabitation, volume one of many April 20, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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In which I don’t discuss the size of anyone’s pecker April 20, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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P.M. Dawn April 18, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Overheard after a long day of Leta skipping naps and biting the heads off of bats April 17, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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This town needs an enema April 15, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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There’s a lady who’s sure all that glitters is gold April 13, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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I think she remembers how many I ate when she was in my tummy April 10, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Mancunian Candidate April 7, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Spring forward, count backwards April 6, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Fourteen April 4, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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And to think, there’s SO much I don’t write about March 31, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Perhaps the only thing I remember from AP Biology March 30, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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And behold, Jon and Heather begat Leta, and yea, she was very stubborn March 30, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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MRI am Freaking Out, Part Two March 29, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Little Sisters March 28, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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This website is surprisingly not sponsored by Pop Tarts March 25, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Lance Armstrong, The Conclusion March 22, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Champ Rocking the Delicate Arch March 21, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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bestshirtever from bestreaderever March 19, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Married broads in the desert on the run! March 17, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Yeah, this week it’s pretty much all about Leta March 17, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Beware, baby in vicinity March 16, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Finally an outfit to go with the hat March 16, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Little baby Stevie March 15, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The SAT Reasoning Test was WAY easier than this March 14, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Good Dog Carl Goes to Prison March 11, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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File under: Not for kids March 11, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Switch Hitter March 9, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Email: Best wishes in growing up March 8, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Toxic plume March 7, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The secret to abstinence March 3, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Thirteen March 2, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Leego my Eeego February 28, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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An entry about my dog that includes not one word in all caps February 23, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A List of Things I Need to Get Done That Probably Won’t Get Done Because I’m a Stressed Out and Overwhelmed Mess of a Flake February 23, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Jesus wants me for a snowbeam February 22, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Butts for Butterflies Campaign February 22, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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We got totally sick in the pow February 20, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Next game we teach her will be shin-kicking February 18, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors hot drinks February 18, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Bourne nightmare February 17, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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What a way to make a living February 16, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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I cannot wait to tell my therapist February 16, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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THE END OF THE WORLD February 15, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Redneck woman February 14, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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I don’t need to hear you say that if we weren’t so alike you’d like me a whole lot more February 14, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Hugs and Kisses February 14, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The reason I have resisted all requests to trim this kid’s hair February 13, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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It started off so innocent! February 11, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Yesterday someone called me a money-grubbing whore, and I was all, money? February 10, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Thinking (and totally freaking out) February 9, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Hi Ho Silver! February 8, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Mac catalogs are now banned from this household February 7, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Eli sharing his big book with Leta: UBER CUTE February 7, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Little Lady February 6, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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It’s not like he told anybody to SUCK IT or anything February 4, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Twelve February 3, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Here’s a blurry shot of me kissing my lovely daughter so that you will forgive me for the rest of it February 2, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Thinking February 2, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Feeling Guilty February 1, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Leta’s Goddess of Love February 1, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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NY Times, gateway drug to Playboy January 31, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Leta, I promise I will pay for ALL of your therapy bills January 31, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The moral of the story January 28, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Bye, bye, bye, BYE BYE January 28, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Feeling Guilty January 27, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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If only there were a category for Sappiest Weblog Entry of the Year January 26, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The beginning of the end of her little Buddha belly January 25, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Why simply enjoy an organism when you can experience a sensational organism? January 21, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Thinking January 20, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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National Public Nightmare January 18, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Generations January 17, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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I don’t remember what life was like before I could pause live television, or I guess I don’t WANT to remember January 16, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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For some reason I feel that George Michael should be singing behind this post, I don’t know why January 14, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Baby Einstein January 14, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Her necklace says, “Be Fri,” and mine says, “st ends” January 12, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Soon to be written out of the will January 12, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Is that a remote control or are you just happy to see me? January 7, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Thinking January 6, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Eleven January 3, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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You don’t want me leading an army into battle January 3, 2005 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Typical Morning at The Armstrong Experience December 30, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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In which I use one of my favorite new words December 29, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Santa’s Little Helper December 28, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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This one is for you, GEORGE! Leta and Chuck miss you already December 28, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Oh, mah darlin’ GEORGE! December 27, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A present for the story people December 27, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Go, dog, GO! December 27, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Email: Merry Christmas December 26, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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He got to go shopping all by himself, so yes, I am a little bitter December 22, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Thinking December 21, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Commode conversation December 21, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Maternal milestones December 20, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Sister Susie sitting on a thistle December 18, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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With friends like me, who needs idiots? December 15, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Now everything makes sense December 14, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Another Reason I Probably Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Care for Living Things December 13, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Natural Born Cosmetologist December 11, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Mother, if you’re reading this, the part about the four women, it’s not true December 10, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Thinking December 9, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Like, um, yah December 9, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Explosive Votive December 8, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Ten December 6, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Three days of being a single mother, HOW DO YOU PEOPLE DO THIS? December 5, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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She will not be getting toys for Christmas December 3, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Watching in slow motion December 2, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Leta’s first mashed potatoes experience December 2, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The horror December 1, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Strong as he can be November 30, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Waiting for someone to sing me his song November 29, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Here we are as in olden days November 28, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Ain’t gonna happen November 27, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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She’s having a boy November 23, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Feeling Guilty November 23, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Geometry November 23, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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I don’t crack the door too far for anyone who’s pushing too hard on me November 22, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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You be well for me November 19, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Not only did I tell Jon, I’m telling the Internet November 18, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The medicine cabinet of a dog who won’t fetch November 18, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Let us rejoice and be glad November 18, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Angels are coming to visit the earth November 17, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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She will never know what life is like without TiVo November 16, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Cautionary Tale November 15, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Small, small world November 15, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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What the World Needs Now is Love November 14, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Rhinestone Cowgirl November 13, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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In the Midwest people is too proper to use the word “panty” November 12, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Feeling Guilty November 12, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Go, Dog! Go! November 11, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Bipolar baby, sweet little lady, driving me crazy November 10, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Untitled November 8, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Yes, we dipped them in bleu cheese November 7, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Nine November 3, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Stand and be counted November 2, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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VOTE! November 2, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Wherein I Clobber the World with This Much Cuteness November 1, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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She fell over! November 1, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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On being an adult October 31, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Leta Frog October 31, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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When the Discovery Channel meets real life October 27, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Holy shit, it’s snowing October 25, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Insurgent October 25, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Developmental Outburst October 24, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Happy Annual It’s Time To Change My Hair Month October 22, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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I just reserved my place in Hell October 19, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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I want my baby back, baby back, baby back October 18, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Listening October 18, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Sound the alarm October 18, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Every comment should include the word “poop” October 15, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The First Born October 13, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Serving a Life Sentence October 13, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Demonstration October 13, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Ma ma ma ma, ba! October 12, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Email: Hate is all you need October 8, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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This is Important October 7, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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How to Charm Me October 6, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Eight October 4, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Venti Disaster October 1, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Second Amendment September 30, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Holy Sabbath Day of Prayer September 29, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Thinking September 27, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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When Geeks Collide September 27, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Have You Reconvened Your Procedure? September 22, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Of Lima Beans and Pickle Juice September 20, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Chillin’ on the MUNI September 18, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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40 Weeks September 16, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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All questions must be submitted in writing September 14, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Our Benevolent Dictator . . . September 13, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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MRI am Freaking Out September 12, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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After Shower But Before Taking the Dog Out to Poop September 10, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The Adams Family September 9, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The Other Side September 8, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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I’ve Got a Fever September 7, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Drunken Dooce Coding Again September 6, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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About this site September 5, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Tube September 4, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Seven September 2, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Unlocked Part Two, or, On That Open Road in Front of Me August 31, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Unlocked August 28, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Heather, interrupted August 26, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Chuck vs. The Green Plastic Dinosaur August 22, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Thinking August 20, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Slate Gray Victorian Sell-Out August 19, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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My 17 Pound, 28 Inch Tall Gagmeister August 17, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The Disastrous End August 9, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Makes Mouths Happy August 6, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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In a Van Down by the River August 2, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Six August 1, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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How to Charm Me July 28, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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I know I said that I wouldn’t talk about them anymore, but if yours were as sore as mine you’d be talking about them, too July 28, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The Beginning of the End of All This Talk About My Boobs July 26, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The Birthday Without the Puking and the Screaming July 24, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Shameless Internet Groupies Unite! July 21, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman July 19, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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California, Here We Come July 15, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Have You Done Shane? July 13, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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It’s Going to be Okay July 9, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The post in which I actually use the phrase “hot forks of displeasure” and I am apologizing for it right now July 6, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Five July 3, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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I Left My Baby in San Francisco June 28, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Sweet Potato Punkin Head June 22, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Frog Papa June 19, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A Story About My Ass June 16, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Introducing the Newest Member of Our Family: The Nikon D70 June 14, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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RE: HOW ABOUT I TAKE AWAY YOUR BINKY, YOU BITCH! June 12, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The Day the Binky Died June 10, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Formula June 4, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Four June 2, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Everybody Hurts May 26, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The Armstrong Returning of the Garbage Disposal Disaster May 24, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Pictures of My Daughter With Her Screaming Mouth Closed, Plus One Of The Dog Begging For A Bite Of My Pop Tart May 21, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Tinky Winky, My Baby’s New Binky May 19, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The Other Furry Child Who Knows How to Sleep Through The Night May 17, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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License to Shrill May 13, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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More than Words May 12, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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I’m Just A Girl May 6, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Benevolent Dictator May 4, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Job Description May 1, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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leta.typepad.com April 28, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Three April 27, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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If I Don’t Write About It I’ll Cry About It April 25, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Milestones and Mental Diseases April 22, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Since You Asked April 20, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The Maternal Multitasker April 18, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Remembering the Smiles April 14, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Reading April 13, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Surrender April 12, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Teaching Our Daughter About Her Cheeseburger April 11, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Daytrippers April 9, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Apologies April 7, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Requisite Weekly Dosage of Letaness April 5, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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I’m so horny but that’s okay…my will is good April 2, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Wife, Mother, Binky-Putter-Back-Inner April 1, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Things I Never Noticed Until I Had a Baby March 30, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Newsletter: Month Two March 29, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The Stupid Standard March 25, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Hell Yes, She’s Worth It March 23, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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In The Time It Took Me To Write This Post My Mother Sold Another $400,000 in Avon Products March 22, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The Breastfeeding Hunger March 19, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Thinking March 17, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A Labor Story March 16, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Boob March 10, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Bad Mood Baby March 8, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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My Unsolicited Advice March 5, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Someone Give Me a Cookie, I Made It Through One Month March 2, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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It All Depends On Your Definition of “Better” February 27, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Underwire Technical Support February 26, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Isn’t She Lovely? February 24, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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CBS Should Make Me Apologize for this Post February 23, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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I Typed This Whole Entry With One Hand February 20, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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I Am Becoming THAT Woman February 17, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Thank the Mormon God It’s Friday February 13, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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The Super Mutt and His Sister February 11, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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A Heartbreaking Work of Super Pooping Genius February 9, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |
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Our Little Frog Baby February 5, 2004 by Heather B. Armstrong |