the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Nature vs. Nurture vs. Hygiene

Because self care definitely doesn’t come naturally to kids. We both have 12-year-olds, and that means hygiene is becoming a topic of interest. From shaving legs, to applying deodorant, to a discussion regarding the delicacy of John’s nipples, this week is all about physical self care. Oh, and school lunch. But don’t worry, it comes full circle.


Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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