Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.

Nap Time For Adults

Key to a good nap in the middle of the day at work: Make sure the car is parked in the shade, preferrably in a parking garage so that you don’t have people walking by the car and gawking at your mangled form on the…

August 17, 2001


I shouldn’t have eaten that entire pan of Rice Krispie Treats.


Ride: Going Blank Again


Forecasting The End Of LA


Mark Ryden

How to Charm Me

Don’t freak out when I do that brake-at-the-last-second maneuver in the Doocemobile Town Car.

How to Annoy Me

Drink the last Diet 7-Up in the community refrigerator. I bet you’re the same person who sends out those crappy company emails that say “Good Work Team!” and “Our Numbers Look Great!”