An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

No, I have not been googling “how to adopt from a corgi rescue organization” maybe

Dear lord, where am I? I’m pretty sure I turned in the final, final, final, maybe final edits on my book, the edits that also included everything that legal had marked, “Pretty sure you’re not gonna want to say that.” I’m hoping that when this…

October 18, 2018

Metaphors in the form of animals are becoming the legacy of my life

Late last week I was running several errands when I got a wild hair and pulled off to drive up to the bottom of a nearby canyon. I wanted to see if the trees had started to turn yet—it’s been unseasonably hot until just last…

October 4, 2018

Things Eun-Seo Finds Interesting, Installment Four

For context, you can find out how Eun-Seo rescued me came into our lives here. You can also find Installment One Here, Installment Two Here, and Installment Three Here.   “My neighbor/friend introduced me to this indie band called Faded Paper Figures and I really…

September 26, 2018

// Featured Reads

Eyeglasses
wave icon

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong. When I first wrote a bio for this site I called myself a SAHM—a Stay At Home Mom, or, Shit Ass Ho Motherfucker. More than a decade later I am now what’s referred to as a FTSWM—a Full-Time Single Working Mom, or, Fuck That Shit Where’s Marijuana.

This used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works.

Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride. dooce is back. And she’s talking about herself in the third person, so you know you better have a barf bag at the ready.

 

martini glass icon
Join the Dooce community
arrows
Slack channel link
martini glass icon
Join the Dooce community
arrows
Slack channel link