Elton Dog
FROM THE ARCHIVES | ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED ON JULY 29, 2013
Former Congressman Chuckles is a Starmutt.
He was my chocolate-blonde crescent moon.
Trust me, you are gonna wanna check back soon to see what I have been up to. Chuck is winking at all y’all from beyond the Rainbow Bridge.
A SELECT FEW FROM THE ARCHIVES
“Hi, I am the one that needs you.”
I am Heather B. Armstrong and this is my website. You can read more about me here or here or here or here. Pick a link you like and be sure to check back regularly for more from the archives. Wink, wink, motherfuckers.
