Let me start this all by saying that if you have sent me an email dated any time on or after August 1st, you are totally allowed to stab a voodoo doll in the groin and dedicate the act of doing so to me. I…
September 10, 2018
Yeah. So. I’m not not gonna lie. Today is a pretty big fucking deal for me. Huge AF. And it’s all happening in the middle of a gigantic, unending move and a kid starting high school and somehow we shoved a summer’s worth of missed…
August 27, 2018
It’s been over three weeks since I sat down to write anything on this website and I’d love to claim that it is because of total abject laziness so that I would be adhering to dooce® brand guidelines. Alas, no. It is because I spent…
August 23, 2018
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong. When I first wrote a bio for this site I called myself a SAHM—a Stay At Home Mom, or, Shit Ass Ho Motherfucker. More than a decade later I am now what’s referred to as a FTSWM—a Full-Time Single Working Mom, or, Fuck That Shit Where’s Marijuana.
This used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works.
Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride. dooce is back. And she’s talking about herself in the third person, so you know you better have a barf bag at the ready.
You can also listen at: manicramblings.com
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