This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

Carpooling with Co-workers

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August 29, 2001

Thinking

Kurt Loder is older than Jesus.

Listening

Gillian Welch: Time (The Revelator)

Enjoying

Altpick

How to Charm Me

Hang pictures on the wall with an anal precision rivaling that of brain surgery.

How to Annoy Me

Describe my driving as “unnecessarily aggressive and I will never get into a car with you again.” You’re a pussy.