An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

Carpooling with Co-workers

For those of you who are not familiar with the antics of, I’m going to exercise my latent parental tendencies here and issue a warning: the following post contains delicate subject matter most likely to include references to various body parts and activities in…

August 29, 2001


Kurt Loder is older than Jesus.


Gillian Welch: Time (The Revelator)



How to Charm Me

Hang pictures on the wall with an anal precision rivaling that of brain surgery.

How to Annoy Me

Describe my driving as “unnecessarily aggressive and I will never get into a car with you again.” You’re a pussy.