Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.

Garage Sale

Saturday morning, 7:30 am. A rare fog suffocates the tiny district of LA known as “Little Israel,” nestled between Fairfax and La Brea just south of Melrose Avenue. Our mission: to get rid of as much junk as possible in the smallest amount of time,…

September 24, 2001


The Shins: Oh Inverted World

How to Charm Me

Tell the cashier at The Gap that you’ve come to mop their floors.

How to Annoy Me

Haggle over a women’s rib-knit cowl-neck sweater that I’ve priced at 25 cents.