An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation


I find it astounding that my childhood was spent almost entirely in one suburban residence. For over 15 years I called Cedar Oak Cove my home, the local Piggly Wiggly my home away from home. Since the age of 18, however, I’ve had to memorize…

September 28, 2001


Dolly Parton: Little Sparrow


Destroy Rockcity

How to Charm Me

Fold the laundry that I’ve left in the dryer. Neighbors aren’t supposed to be so humane.

How to Annoy Me

Point out to a table of 8 co-workers that I’ve got a green onion stuck in the middle of my two front teeth.