Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.

Nap Attack

I’ve always been amazed by those chronically awake individuals who can drive a car or butter a muffin on less than eight hours sleep. Doctors and scientists prescribe eight hours of sleep for healthy adult human beings only because “eight” is the average of two…

October 4, 2001


Are there cubicles in heaven?


Return of the Grievous Angel: A Tribute to Gram Parsons


The title that wasn’t there

How to Charm Me

Let me eat all the chunks out of the cookies ‘n cream.

How to Annoy Me

Ask me to shake the dew from your lily. That is just wrong. Wrong, I say.