This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

Nap Attack

I’ve always been amazed by those chronically awake individuals who can drive a car or butter a muffin on less than eight hours sleep. Doctors and scientists prescribe eight hours of sleep for healthy adult human beings only because “eight” is the average of two…

October 4, 2001

Thinking

Are there cubicles in heaven?

Listening

Return of the Grievous Angel: A Tribute to Gram Parsons

Reading

The title that wasn’t there

How to Charm Me

Let me eat all the chunks out of the cookies ‘n cream.

How to Annoy Me

Ask me to shake the dew from your lily. That is just wrong. Wrong, I say.