An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

Honda of Hollywood

Two years ago today I purchased a 2000 Honda Civic EX and financed it on a two-year payment plan, a stunningly idiotic impulse on par with base jumping from the top of my two-story apartment building. My thinking at the time went something along these…

October 8, 2001


It is not possible to spend less than $200 at Costco per visit.



How to Charm Me

Unscrew the lid to the pickle jar with your big, bear-like hands.

How to Annoy Me

Misplace your keys one more time.