Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.


My best friend Kathy, the one from Valdosta, Georgia — she bought a Ford Explorer cause its big and she’s just a slip of a thing — is driving my car (not a Ford Explorer, alas, but don’t take that to mean I’m a slab…

December 14, 2001


Pink Martini: Sympathique

How to Annoy Me

Complain that you can’t concentrate over the sound of my daily morning Grape Nuts celebration.