An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

Avon Calling

I just got off the phone with my mother, who while talking to me on her cell phone was simultaneously driving her Avon mini-van and screaming, “Cut it out!” at my nieces in the back seat. No doubt one or both of my nieces were…

December 17, 2001


Mercury Rev: Deserter’s Songs

How to Charm Me

Heckle every trailer before the feature presentation, pissing off every “serious actor” in the audience, which turned out to be 98% of the audience.

How to Annoy Me

Shake those Christmas presents I just put under the tree. Don’t be crying when I slap your hands.