Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.

Baptistic Jihad

It’s a little known fact that I grew up in a Mormon household in a very non-Mormon part of the country some like to call The Bible Belt, or what I like to remember as The Bible Shall Be Shoved Down Your Throat Or We…

December 18, 2001


Do I look like I know anything about fantasy football? I didn’t think so.


Lucinda Williams: Car Wheels On A Gravel Road


Mormon Teen Loses Inhibitions After Third Benadryl



How to Charm Me

Tell your mother that you learned how to belch from Aunt Heather.

How to Annoy Me

Assume that I give one flying fuck about Dungeons and Dragons, you sad little dork.