An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation


I really really hope he didn’t get me socks for Christmas.

December 19, 2001


Regia: The Art of Navigation


Christian Right Lobbies To Overturn Second Law Of Thermodynamics

How to Charm Me

Sit still for the hour that it takes me to cut the four mile thicket of forest that is your hair.

How to Annoy Me

Ask my opinion on what you’re getting your wife for Christmas. I simply cannot give an objective opinion on Mariah Carey’s Greatest Hits.