An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation


About Nicole Kidman’s ass.

February 4, 2002


When the Babes Beat Up the Boys


Dreams change but friends are forever…

Feeling Guilty

For doing those jello shots. I’m an adult, for crying out loud.

How to Charm Me

Mail a bag of pot through the USPS and try to disguise the smell with incense.

How to Annoy Me

Try to floss your teeth and drive at the same time. Your gingivitis can wait.

Reasons The Asian Database Administrator is So Fucking Annoying

1. Because he always assumes that when you say “The Asian Database Administrator” you’re talking about him. 2. Because he stares at your ear when you try to ask him why he didn’t run those scripts. 3. Because he didn’t run those scripts after you’d…