Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.

Four Twenty

I’ve never been very good with drugs. You might think a former Mormon would be good at drugs — yea, a born natural — but I’m not. My friend, Joe, however, is. I guess that’s not entirely true. I mean, I don’t even know if…

February 11, 2002


I wonder if Oasis plays weddings?


Christ Converts To Islam


Feeling Guilty

For not kicking that Mormon in the shins when I had the chance.